esta es la historia de como casi me cago en el salon de matematicas con todo y pozole
bueno esto empezo porque ayer yo queria comer unos tamales bien ricos con todo y salsa y me los comi sin pensar que me podria dar una diarrea mas grande que mi futuro
y cuando fui a la escuela senti que mi barriga iba a explotar, pero no le di importancia
yo queria ir al baño pero la puta de matematica no me dejo porque tenia que ir a exponer
cuando fui a exponer una compañera me dijo que mi asiento tenia pedazos de elote y yo me asuste un chingo
me corri al baño pero se me cruzo mi crush y me quede hablando con el
el me dijo que sentia un olor a caldo de semana y yo ya estaba en panico
cuando fui al baño y me sente en el inodoro y ya mi culo estaba explotando
why is this man (who i EXPERIMENTED ON because i’m insane and EVIL) so desperate for me to not leave him i need to go make birdhouses in peoples souls vro i cant be staying here
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“ao laggy”
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giving out free birdhouses in peoples souls!!!!
also includes partial lobotomy
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do you sell free uranium
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no☹️
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oops mistake, gray got stabbed 4 times actually
what
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my execution will be in 3 days
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any hug
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HUH
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WHY DID IT AUTOCORRECT TO THAT
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go away tavish
i.. just gave gray the worst sprunki death ever
vro got stabbed with a knife 3 times, got shot 2 times, and lost his eye
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now add Oren Darius and make him have the worst possible death ever (in game of course)
i did it on a whiteboard.
leaving this here for anyone who wants it
https://darkstorm.straw.page/
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but did you guys liked my story ☹
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peak!!!
yes liked story
love it
face reveal /j
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heh,,, imagine having your right eye ripped out by some insane guy who is OBSESSED with it being worth it becuase it is
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this is a
moment
Mr Tree and Mr Sun from 2003
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do you guys liked my story
español
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but did you like it
idk
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its ok i put a birdhouse in his soul hes bleeding out but its ok it was worth it
Yay
Is it me or is this chat more peaceful than usual
yes
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guys how do I disable autocorrect this is so damn bad
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at least I will write better now
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but it doesn’t recognize gooflgoooosiaolld fmfmmmfmmiiisshhhh
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yeah no replacements found
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esta es la historia de como casi me cago en el salon de matematicas con todo y pozole
bueno esto empezo porque ayer yo queria comer unos tamales bien ricos con todo y salsa y me los comi sin pensar que me podria dar una diarrea mas grande que mi futuro
y cuando fui a la escuela senti que mi barriga iba a explotar, pero no le di importancia
yo queria ir al baño pero la puta de matematica no me dejo porque tenia que ir a exponer
cuando fui a exponer una compañera me dijo que mi asiento tenia pedazos de elote y yo me asuste un chingo
me corri al baño pero se me cruzo mi crush y me quede hablando con el
el me dijo que sentia un olor a caldo de semana y yo ya estaba en panico
cuando fui al baño y me sente en el inodoro y ya mi culo estaba explotando
like para parte 2
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y entonces me acorde que tenia unas hojas de carpeta en mi mochila
pero no me funciono y me rasguño toda la cachufleta
entonces tuve que utilizar uno de mis calcetines para limpiarme
y cuando volvi al salon todos pensaron que era esqueleto por lo flaca que estaba
like para parte 3
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y me lleve mi calcetin en mi mochila para despues lavarlo
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why is this man (who i EXPERIMENTED ON because i’m insane and EVIL) so desperate for me to not leave him i need to go make birdhouses in peoples souls vro i cant be staying here
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time to gouge peoples eyes out 😸😸😸😸😸
Can I join you
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🌞
😡
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do you have a birdhouse in your soul
As someone who doesnt know anuthing about phighting (asides from that one song), cant tell if this a reference or an actual story
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JELP ITS NOT EVEN PHIGHTING RELATED 💔💔
sun got a spooky gat
What
you're better off not knowing
Okay
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the hfjone fix is coming back but only because of this song
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IM NOT OPENING THE DAMN DOOR (can’t get the photo by you get what I mean I think)
Open the door
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tavish wants to get inside my house
okay. Open the door.
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no
yes.
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open tge door mark😸😸
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IM NOT OPENING THE DOOR
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Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
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i’ve truly made a birdhouse in my soul by doing this
my dumbass forgetting i still can't chat QIEHIWHA FUCK YOU FROBBLOX
Roblox sucks
gboard
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skibidi
Wowie!! Amazing!!
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Imagine the 2763 update
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guys i just mangled my face airy hfjone style is this a cowabunga or cowabummer
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Cowabazinga
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How I feel about having 2 nicknames
"Didi" "that lonely girl over there"
GUYS THE 250 FRIENDS UPDATE IS HERE LET'S GOOO
IT'S HERE FOR ME
WAOWEJIAWOHEIOAHSDIOASD
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Skibidi🔥
guys
what should i feel about the fact that one of my nicknames is zxyz
if you somehow had a feeling about one of your nicknames, this should be the feeling
or this
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last thing to say
my brother in 7 weeks will go to america
so he will stop annoying me 🤗
what mutual is your brother
oh i didn't read the ''last thing to say''
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wdym
i mean this
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if he would be here i will say spinach
Yay
why is editing your strawpage ao laggy bro
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im scared if my brother sees im talking abt him
so ill stop talking abt that
semaluhteayouwahaluh
teewuhbetah
galego gololo
weboromeakitnomoh
dafuterisoyesertay
wenevytingizrunyorwa
yorinfluensizevrywar
smelinovashinontheeare
utelmedadamtuambishiselleysaidonCAR!
weletakalookataprofimarkinolenodacorpitarkit
ualwanmetoundastansowutisupliwatoodeman
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STOP SENDING ME THE LOSS MEME
No one is trying to be you on orangeexecutions. I shouldnt report it later.
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what if nates is doing the kiwifarm thing too
me after farming my kiwis
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i was scared lamp im sorry i thought it was my brother doing that 😭😭
i'm worried about what path your brother is going to🙁
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HE-HE-HELL NAW🔥