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Greeter (spoken): Welcome to Meeple! As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our C.E.O., Steve Cobs!
Steve Cobs (sung): The future is so yesterday, When everything is run your way
Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well, I say I don't care!
Steve Cobs & Audience: Now let's take a look at the profit margin, (The future is so yesterday,) No let's not, that's corporate jargon! You all want what you understand, (When everything is run your way!) So what I supply is what you'll demand!
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win, (Your influence is everywhere,) But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe! (Too ambitious?) You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care!)
Audience: Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine?
Steve Cobs: Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd...
Audience Member 1: This may come off as a stupid question, But what do you exactly aim to achieve?
Steve Cobs: Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question, So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.
Audience Member 2: This new product, the "Me" technology, Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
Steve Cobs: Well, that all depends on your own ideology, But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology.
Audience Member 3: Cobs, you're always being coy!
Audience Member 4: Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?
Steve Cobs: No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide, And this is no different, you've implied!
Audience: So Cobs, is your whole persona intended, To keep those suspicions extended? So all of your schemes become blended, And your work cannot be contended?
Steve Cobs: Uhm, no questions!
Audience & Cobs: The future is so yesterday, (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)
Steve Cobs: Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well,
Me too and that means I gotta listen to other kids putting skibidi ohio mewing rizz through Google Translate every 5 seconds(I'M NOT EVEN JOKING IT'S ACTUALLY 5 SECONDS) without dying💔💔
The worst death possibly is decapitating and smashing their jaw hard on the ground, then impaling them through the chest and shooting them in the cheek /srs
Actually you should do one step for 4 diff people and if one lives do one step
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chat
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what
i was trying to wake up chat
uhm..
awwww he adorable :3
he's biting me hard- it hurts 😓
lemon :D
r we gonna play prunki towaer defenes
FLUFFIN RIP YOUR MOMS EYES OUT AMD THEN FEED THEM TO YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER ANT THEN RIP THEIR EYES OT SND THEN FEED THEN THEIR OWN EYES
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probably will do that
anyways i gotta work on the This is NOT a Dating Sim tutorial
and feed your family their own eyes after that right?
SPRUNKI MAX DESIGN PRO WITH SPRUNKI GAGEGA DEGEDAGEDO
PRUNKI AX ESIGN RO ITH PRUNKI AGEGA EGEDAGEDO
RUNKI X SIGN O TH RUNKI GEGAEGEDAGEDO
UNKI IGN H UNKI GEGA GEDAGEDO
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https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85649409-5092-4692
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Gigi i hope you suffer someday
OH MY GOD YUMMYU THEY KILLED UR FRINDS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
jokes aside why do i feel bad for him💔
why is nickel so big on the third story
what i can feed my pet lemon, he's hungry
SPRUNKI MAX DESIGN PRO video trust me
hi i'm poppy nice to meet you
hi i'm spiderman nice to spider you
hi i'm peppá pig nice to bacon you
hi im steve cobs happy to
Greeter (spoken):
Welcome to Meeple!
As you enter our esteemed facility,
please enjoy a word from our C.E.O.,
Steve Cobs!
Steve Cobs (sung):
The future is so yesterday,
When everything is run your way
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well, I say I don't care!
Steve Cobs & Audience:
Now let's take a look at the profit margin,
(The future is so yesterday,)
No let's not, that's corporate jargon!
You all want what you understand,
(When everything is run your way!)
So what I supply is what you'll demand!
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win,
(Your influence is everywhere,)
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
I created all that you believe!
(Too ambitious?)
You gave me power you can't relieve!
(I don't care!)
Audience:
Cobs, what does this all mean?
What's your latest machine?
Steve Cobs:
Am I going too fast?
Is all this progress too loud?
Did I leave you in the past?
Let's take some Q's from the crowd...
Audience Member 1:
This may come off as a stupid question,
But what do you exactly aim to achieve?
Steve Cobs:
Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.
Audience Member 2:
This new product, the "Me" technology,
Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
Steve Cobs:
Well, that all depends on your own ideology,
But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology.
Audience Member 3:
Cobs, you're always being coy!
Audience Member 4:
Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?
Steve Cobs:
No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide,
And this is no different, you've implied!
Audience:
So Cobs, is your whole persona intended,
To keep those suspicions extended?
So all of your schemes become blended,
And your work cannot be contended?
Steve Cobs:
Uhm, no questions!
Audience & Cobs:
The future is so yesterday,
(The future is so yesterday!)
When everything is run your way
(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)
Steve Cobs:
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well,
Cobs & Audience:
I!
(I!)
DON'T!
(Don't!)
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRE!
Steve Cobs:
THE FUTURE IS SO YESTERDAY!
you
hi im baldi, nice to meet ya
fuck me in the ass and call me patricia
where's pregnant (or fat) evil leafy i feel like they lied to me
YUMMYPIZZA
LOLLIPOP AND FIREY LEFT YOU ALONE HOW DARE THEY
not that damn channel...
NOOOO NOT MY FELLOW NEWBIE ALLIANCE MEMBER AND THE FAILED DEBUTER IN TPOT THAT SAID WOMP WOMP
WAIT THE CHANNEL IS NOW MAKING PEPPA PIG STUFF??
looks like a good video i'm gonna watch it
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Look how they massacred my boy
durple is safe
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thank God they didn’t get durple otherwise I would not be on this planet
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you never change
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ignorant as always
i fele like going crazy like pomni from skibidi diguatin circu!!
ok
let's play football
world cuppp
I found a much more brutal death
Stab them people in the belly and shut their mouth with tape or something
Or maybe before that stab them lots of times in the leg and maybe impale them a bit
And let them bleed out
It’s more accessible and more efficient than gun
/srs
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I don't think death is enough for them, eternal suffering is better
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Anyways, Gigi, i wish you the worst that could ever happen to you, i don't want you to die, i want you to suffer fates worse than that
mn i feel like i should work on my sprunki mod
actually reskin i guess
LAMP SPRUNKI TOWER DEFENSE UPDATED m,oapsmd
ASETASE WAAT WAHT
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Ahh... Dandy's World fans, selfish as always, caring only for their own kind.
HEY! I'm a dandy's world fan >:(
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Most of you are selfish, not saying all of you are selfish
You and Fish are the exception
okay yay
fish? thats me! im fish! :D
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Gigi i am going to kill you, I WAS LITERALLY HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOU WERE LIKE "woah dandy's world!" "Woah Sprunki!"
i haves to go to school tomorrow
its the winners of bfdi on the winners seesaw from why is the tpot eye nowhere
I HEV GO TOS CHOOL TOMOROW
Me too and that means I gotta listen to other kids putting skibidi ohio mewing rizz through Google Translate every 5 seconds(I'M NOT EVEN JOKING IT'S ACTUALLY 5 SECONDS) without dying💔💔
dude that sounds painful⚾️
WRONG E,OJI I MEANT💔
The worst death possibly is decapitating and smashing their jaw hard on the ground, then impaling them through the chest and shooting them in the cheek /srs
Actually you should do one step for 4 diff people and if one lives do one step
horror raddy + horror sky
what about that
gonna tell lamp that sprunki tower defense updated..
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I'll work on the This is NOT a Dating Sim prologue/tutorial
o oo o oooo o o o ooo
oo oooo oo oooo oo oooo oo ooo o
this famous fire 🔥 MX cool sounds
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Innocence doesn't get you far
hello new person
consider joining the tribe
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ahh, dandy's world fans, absolutely ignorant, as always
i forgot what i was going to play
Ello chat
you guys r scaring my pet lemon
yay i completed research on pebble
probably gonna be my second main
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I probably should work on This is NOT a Dating Sim's remaster, with an epilogue
lemon... lemon lemon lemon, lemon😢😓
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While uhhmmm thinking about Pestilence Mode's final boss i got 3 now scrapped concepts
Dave from my old scratch games
An Angel made of static which represents "fake christianism"
And uhhh... I forgot the other one