I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
He has only 10 health, but at 5 health he glows red for a second and gets MAD, then when he gets jiggy with it and summons the 4 Gelatin Doodlings, he spawns a fifth, bigger one, which takes 2 hits to defeat
Upon dying, he drops a stairway to the next section, Fluffin's, just, Fluffin's, like, a restaurant served by Fluffin (subtle foreshadowing of the third boss of Act 1)
Yes this is divided by acts, Act 1 is called Prepare Thyself
f ou re enguin, emove our abel, emove our ead, ake mall ncision n our ing nd nap o oin, emove our ings, emove our egs, lean our op ones, nd emove our ntestinal ract.
if you are a penguin, remove your label, remove your head, make a small incision in your wing and snap to join, remove your wings, remove your legs, clean your top bones, and remove your intestinal tract.
dont worry, the people who drew it wore jioking... i think? so just play it as a joke and everything will be skibidi. and l also put the image wit brain brain rot brain rot and also the lycrics of every benjixscarlett sprunki and inside out 2 songs
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Useless funfact About silly bug
this is basically what he does to anything he thinks is edible in sight
Glass and literal instruments included
https://youtube.com/shorts/8BDw2W4ppXU?si=jvSKwiy2lca7_hOS
:WANING: OF YOU JOIN THIS IS WILL GET BOOLD AND SCRAK AND MORE AND PLZ BE CATOFOR
what
scroll down
I'm suffering
My leg hurts like hell❤
Pay attention to the green screen kid
gree scree ki ree
al
WTF
you’re going to summon him again (even though he’s banned)
😰
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/74968154-4667-2023
(Deleting post when I see r34 or porn)
also this is Michael he likes grabbing shit and he lost his hands and feet in the war so they replaced them with magnets
i love this fake version
and i love commenting on this fake version!
Ok
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94087792-6543-8519
10 minute breaker
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty paper cut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
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can someone edit this to look like silver spoon from ii
yummy im counting on you to make this
you turned my taco into Taco from ii, now do it with my silver spoon
👍 ok
thx yummy
repost, i love my sweet pet
it a little lemin :)
https://lilmoss.straw.page
i dunno how to make a strawpage :c
Yummypizza got buffed on the game thing
He has only 10 health, but at 5 health he glows red for a second and gets MAD, then when he gets jiggy with it and summons the 4 Gelatin Doodlings, he spawns a fifth, bigger one, which takes 2 hits to defeat
Upon dying, he drops a stairway to the next section, Fluffin's, just, Fluffin's, like, a restaurant served by Fluffin (subtle foreshadowing of the third boss of Act 1)
Yes this is divided by acts, Act 1 is called Prepare Thyself
Minos Prime mentioned
what is game
(gets resurrected after being dead for five hours)
What did I miss
not that much uhh like kinda dead chat
dang
bright knee
cawknee
f ou re enguin, emove our abel, emove our ead, ake mall ncision n our ing nd nap o oin, emove our ings, emove our egs, lean our op ones, nd emove our ntestinal ract.
u e nguin, move ur bel, move ur ad, ke all cision ur ng d ap in, move ur ngs, move ur gs, ean ur p nes, d move ur intestinal act.
guin, ove r el, ove r d, e ll ision r g p n, ove r gs, ove r s, an r es, ove r testinal ct.
uin, ve l, ve, e l sion, ve s, ve, n e, ve estinal t.
in e , ion, e, e, e stinal .
Burh
Burp
*ulta loud burp*
if you are a penguin, remove your label, remove your head, make a small incision in your wing and snap to join, remove your wings, remove your legs, clean your top bones, and remove your intestinal tract.
This is why I burn a jelly.
Same
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Do not think this as something weird or I will personally beat the shit out of you
Funfact I do not shut up unless I have a straw in my mouth❤ usually caprisun
My parents don't like it because they think it's a sign i might be a smoker in a few years which I am self aware and there is a 2% chance I might
skibi
based
Caprisun is goated
will the chances get higher?
🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
me
gn
i thought that was uzi help but i realized its one of the gootraxians in kp
The chat is ded
This chat is dead, it just doesn't know yet...🎅🎅🎅🚢🚢🚢
would you revive this chat for 1million dollars??????!1/1/1/
would you reincarnate this chinwag for 0.5 × 2 ×1M moneys???????!1/1/1/
chat
yare
With [I forgot] amount of votes, it's time for you to WALK THE PLANK!!
I randomly have this image in my gallery a couple of days ago and I got this from a dandys world slot (maker)
connie i heard u like em dogs
update on my school group chat 💔
HJELP......?????
what is going on😭😭😭can the teacher see this?
yes............
HELP
are they cooked
IDK MY TEACHER SAYS TO NOT SAY ANYTHING THAT WE WOULDNT WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THE PRINCIPAL EVEN THOUGH SOME GUY IN THE GC SAID CUSS WORDS IN VIETNAMESE
spam them with links for idk violent gory stuff or somethin
or maybe brainrot
or just say random things randomly
or just post the lyrics of albuquerque
or send them this to confuse them
or make it worse by sending them this
thanks lamp (i think)
lmfao ok
can u send them
oh em gee 🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺is t🥺🥺hat eu🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺😓😓ceri🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺b🥺🥺from f😓😓😓😓👅dlleb🥺🥺🥺op🥺🥹🥹s 😰🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺sp🥹🥹runki ed😓😓😓🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺di😓tion🥺🥺🥺🥺
and also
"Lo! Spooky, frightful skibidis dost send forth rizzlers down thy gyatt,
And if thou could’st rizz fair Livvy Dunne, then prithee, so could Kai Cenat.
For verily, spooky, fearsome skibidis possess a mewing, edging streak,
Wherein they shake like rogues with Grimace in yon land of Ohio bleak.
We be of sigma skibidis, whilst thou art drippy as cheese, dost see?
We seek but merriment in gooning, yet alas, I am not baby Gronk, not me."
OK GEBHDJWHBVEDGYHUSH
On the twelfth day of Rizzmas
My Diddy gave to me:
Twelve Diddys draking
Eleven fanums taxing
Ten gyatts a shaking
Nine moggers mogging
Eight edging sessions
Seven simps a simping
Six glizzys glazing
FIVE SKIBIDIS
Four feining feins
Three fine shyts
Two Hawk Tuahs
And a lunchly from Mr Beast
i have more
send them. now. now .. do oit ititittiitt.. do .
thanks lamp or gigi or whoever was willing to post these
im sure it was lamp
dont tell him
HELP I DREW THE FIRST ONE-
IM TOO SCARED TO POST SHIP ART AGEHWSBGVYS
dont worry, the people who drew it wore jioking... i think? so just play it as a joke and everything will be skibidi. and l also put the image wit brain brain rot brain rot and also the lycrics of every benjixscarlett sprunki and inside out 2 songs
WHAT
I don't think I can sleep now
i thought that was thomas the train thing i forgot his name for a second there
yummy
it means you are sprunki
im in a run and shelly and astro wants to kill poppy...
Kill him❤
NIGHT GUYS, SEE YOU TOMORROW
honestly "primed machines" in dandys world make no sense
yeah they kinda don't
gUys i found clock, this means is time for the
NO.
cage at stage???
CAKE AT STAKKKEEEEE
If you think about it
Razzle and dazzle are what would happen if gangle from Tadc and yin-yang from ii had a baby
“yang-yang”
FUCK MY AUTO CORRECT HAPPENED
yin-yang*
HOW YOU DARE
toothpas te
Do I have permission to do it (theanimation)? For those who passed me their OCs
👍
yes
Just finished!
screams
moments before disaster
some animations of your ocs are cooking gang
okey dokey
THERES DOODLETHING ANIMATOPNS?!