Incredibox - Sprunki

the person above and below me gets a cookie

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Couldnt handle it (watch it die in 1 minute)

Idk down below is a EWKIW x Albuquerque x WAS theme copypasta so I can copy it to a random tube video so uhhhh here’s some backshots (pause)

I was just about to mail A letter for some Golden Grahams with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly It got infected and I died so now they sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go

He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and run by screaming EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG black is white up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn’t matter anymore because a simple fact and that is EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG just forget the words that sang along 

All you need to understand is way back when I was a little bitty boy I lived in the box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry’s bait shop

Anyway life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! 

Except I had to eat a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

DDDOOOOOOOOOHHH BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!!! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!! It was driving me crazy

So I went to my mom and said “hey mom what’s up with all the sauerkraut?”

…

ITS GOOD FOORR YOU!!!!!!!! And so she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel on my mouth and fed me nothing but sauerkraut till I was 26 and a half years old

That’s when I swore that I would get out of this place

But first I decided to buy some donuts

Do you have any glazed donuts?

NOOO we don’t have any glazed donuts

So I cut off his arms and limbs with a chainsaw

But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

AAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

I haven’t been in a real airplane before but I had to say it was pretty great

WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND WE CRASHED AND EVERYBODY DIED!!! Except for me. You know why? IF YOU LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN

IF YOU NEED HELP HANG UP AND DIAL YOUR OOOOOOOOOOPERATOR

IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE

FINALLY I ARRIVED AT THE ALBUQUERQUE HOLIDAY IN Where the towels had only one nostril

I turned on the smackrovision and I ate out of the ass trays and I ate some glazed donuts and I hate that chocolate mint that I love so very very much

Someone’s knocking on the door and I say “Who is it?”

No answer

Who ISS IT?

No answer

WHO IS IT!

Some big fat fermafyldite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril

And he grabs my lucky snorkel and I say

……………………

So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw

To put it long story short he didn’t get away with my snorkel

I decided to buy some donuts

Yeah what do you want??

Do you have any glazed donuts?

Wait a minute, I’ll go check.

No we don’t have any glazed donuts

So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw

That’s when I met the love of my life

Her name was Zelda

She had a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril

I can’t forget the first thing she said

Hey, you got arms and limbs on your face

That’s when I knew it was true love

One day

Skibidi pumpkin, do you wanna join the Columbia record club?

So I cut off her arms and limbs with a chainsaw

I got my life long dream! I got a life long job at the Rizzler

One day this guy Marty was carrying up a sofa

I said to Marty can I help you with that? 

They’re not saying anything

So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw

This guy on the streets says I haven’t had a bite in three days

I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw

But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to the sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really did t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked at a tater tot farm he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had the same recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a nasal djensksoskskdndnd factory but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but they didn’t keep in touch and he lost her number and he got job working on a bath of sour cream and he spent his life savings on a split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it’s worth and one day Al was In the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and all set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be and turns out he’s a big shot producer on tv so he gave Al a contract and what do you know now he’s got is very own weird L shooopOpOpOoOoooOooowoowoww but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I need a whiteboard

I cast no more "comment above/below gets _"

(Got bored of it too)