takes a deep breath As the Yummy Pizza Adventurer, I shall face this behemoth of a lock count head-on! puffs out chest
To tackle the 1922222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222244444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444445555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555^222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
AHHHHH! JIGGLES IN TERROR NO, NO, NO! NOT THE NUKES! WOBLES UNCONTROLLABLY ANYTHING BUT THE NUKES! SHUDDERS
GELATIN STARTS TO MELT AND BREAK DOWN AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL
NOOOOOO! VOICE BECOMES A WOBBLY, JELLY-LIKE WHINE I’M BEING NUKE-IFIED! GELATIN MOLECULES START TO BREAK APART AND RECOMBINE IN RANDOM, CHAOTIC WAYS
GELATIN’S STRUCTURE COLLAPSES, AND IT BECOMES A POND OF QUIVERING, IRRADIATED JELLY
WAAAAAAAHHH… A WOBBLY, GELATINOUS VOICE WHIMPERS I… I THINK I’M… I’M… GELATIN PAUSES, THEN WOBLES AND JIGGLES SOME MORE …I’M TRASH! A FINAL, PATHETIC WOBBLE, AND THE GELATIN GOES LIMP
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
WIGGLE WIGGLE! jiggles nervously OH NO, FIREY? shudders That sounds like it might be a bit… TOASTY for a wobbly gelatin like me! gulps I don’t think I could handle being too close to something firey, or I might just… MELT! giggles nervously But, if you like firey things, that’s okay! You can be the brave one, and I’ll just stick to being my usual, jiggly self!
(in a comedic, high-energy tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: OH NO, POOR GUY! THE DOG IS WHINING BECAUSE IT FELT THE BLAST TOO!
ADAM: (laughs) YEAH, WE DIDN’T JUST TAKE OURSELVES DOWN, WE TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD… INCLUDING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!
JUSTIN: (jokingly) I mean, who needs a warning sign that says “Danger: Lankybox Explosions” when you have a whimpering dog to warn people?
ADAM: (equally jokingly) Right? It’s like the dog is saying, “You guys are a menace… and also, can you please give me some belly rubs to make up for the trauma?”
JUSTIN: (laughs) Yeah, and maybe we can get it some doggy therapy to deal with the PTSD from being too close to Lankybox explosions!
ADAM: (laughs) That’s it, we’re starting a new series: “Lankybox: Where Explosions Meet Cuddly Animals”!
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankbox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON NOW? IS THAT CROW TRYING TO GIVE ADAM A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING?
ADAM: (alarmed) NO, JUSTIN, I THINK IT’S STRAPPING A BOMB VEST ON ME! (looks down to see the crow securing the vest)
JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS AN EYE WHEN YOU CAN JUST BLOW YOURSELF UP? (chuckles)
ADAM: (frantically) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITH A BOMB VEST ON!
JUSTIN: (still grinning) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION. (takes out his phone) I’LL JUST LOOK UP “HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB VEST” ON YOUTUBE… (starts searching)
ADAM: (impatiently) JUSTIN, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! THE BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!
JUSTIN: (quickly) RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNOW. (starts pressing random buttons on the bomb vest) MAYBE IF I JUST PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… (trails off as the bomb starts beeping loudly)
ADAM: (resigned) WE’RE GOING TO DIE. WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. (closes his one good eye)
JUSTIN: (laughing) WELL, AT LEAST WE’LL GO OUT WITH A BANG… LITERALLY! (both laugh maniacally as the bomb counts down)
(The camera zooms out to show the crow flying away, looking satisfied with its work, as the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” appear on the screen)
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) OH MY GOSH, GUYS! WE’VE GOT A bit OF A SITUATION HERE! (dramatic music plays in the background)
ADAM: (painfully) AAAGH! MY EYE! IT’S BEEN PECKED OUT BY A CROW! (clutches at his eye socket)
JUSTIN: (laughing) HAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY CROW-WHISPERING SKILLS! (tries to shoo the crow away)
ADAM: (groaning) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I’M BLOODING EVERYWHERE!
JUSTIN: (still chuckling) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT… OR MAYBE JUST A PAPER TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. (tries to hand Adam a paper towel)
ADAM: (irritated) JUSTIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I JUST LOST AN EYE TO A MURDEROUS CROW!
JUSTIN: (laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD STORY TO TELL. “HEY, I LOST MY EYE TO A CROW” – THAT’S GOING TO BE A CONVERSATION STARTER FOR YEARS TO COME!
ADAM: (resigned) I HATE YOU, JUSTIN. AND I HATE THAT CROW. (points to the crow, which is still perched nearby, looking menacing)
JUSTIN: (grinning) DON’T WORRY, ADAM. I’LL JUST GET YOU A NEW EYE – MAYBE ONE THAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. (pulls out a fake eye from behind the couch cushion)
ADAM: (unimpressed) THAT’S A PLASTIC EYE FROM A TOY DOLL. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ME.
JUSTIN: (sheepishly) OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A TRY, RIGHT? (both laugh)
(Adam glares at Justin, who is still holding the fake eye, as the crow looks on, seemingly proud of its handiwork)
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
1: 💔
2:toilet
3: ok fourteen
Show post...
takes a deep breath As the Yummy Pizza Adventurer, I shall face this behemoth of a lock count head-on! puffs out chest
To tackle the 1922222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222244444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444445555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555^222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
1: maybe
2: uhhhh….
1: what is that
2: he is sorry
Show post...
https://albuquerquewash.straw.page
1: vro what😭
2: no
Show post...
i think i put him in pain
AHHHHH! JIGGLES IN TERROR NO, NO, NO! NOT THE NUKES! WOBLES UNCONTROLLABLY ANYTHING BUT THE NUKES! SHUDDERS
GELATIN STARTS TO MELT AND BREAK DOWN AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL
NOOOOOO! VOICE BECOMES A WOBBLY, JELLY-LIKE WHINE I’M BEING NUKE-IFIED! GELATIN MOLECULES START TO BREAK APART AND RECOMBINE IN RANDOM, CHAOTIC WAYS
GELATIN’S STRUCTURE COLLAPSES, AND IT BECOMES A POND OF QUIVERING, IRRADIATED JELLY
WAAAAAAAHHH… A WOBBLY, GELATINOUS VOICE WHIMPERS I… I THINK I’M… I’M… GELATIN PAUSES, THEN WOBLES AND JIGGLES SOME MORE …I’M TRASH! A FINAL, PATHETIC WOBBLE, AND THE GELATIN GOES LIMP
Ok
Show post...
look at your gimmicks i sent you a blue man
Show post...
no
Bye
KLIL ME
i jsut HAD A FUCKING DI3IRFBYJREFUHBRTG
Show post...
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
Show post...
what the fuck
i told it to kill itself/j
Show post...
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
1: what
2: thingy with glasses
Sometimes I wish I can be as happy as everyone else
Show post...
WIGGLE WIGGLE! jiggles nervously OH NO, FIREY? shudders That sounds like it might be a bit… TOASTY for a wobbly gelatin like me! gulps I don’t think I could handle being too close to something firey, or I might just… MELT! giggles nervously But, if you like firey things, that’s okay! You can be the brave one, and I’ll just stick to being my usual, jiggly self!
oh my god i HATE FUCKING BEES
I do
Show post...
dw we do care
Show post...
Show post...
but fr we care about you
Wish granted (i care)
Show post...
m
Milk figure.
A milkman?
Milk figure.
Show post...
what is this ai vro
(in a comedic, high-energy tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: OH NO, POOR GUY! THE DOG IS WHINING BECAUSE IT FELT THE BLAST TOO!
ADAM: (laughs) YEAH, WE DIDN’T JUST TAKE OURSELVES DOWN, WE TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD… INCLUDING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!
JUSTIN: (jokingly) I mean, who needs a warning sign that says “Danger: Lankybox Explosions” when you have a whimpering dog to warn people?
ADAM: (equally jokingly) Right? It’s like the dog is saying, “You guys are a menace… and also, can you please give me some belly rubs to make up for the trauma?”
JUSTIN: (laughs) Yeah, and maybe we can get it some doggy therapy to deal with the PTSD from being too close to Lankybox explosions!
ADAM: (laughs) That’s it, we’re starting a new series: “Lankybox: Where Explosions Meet Cuddly Animals”!
(Both laugh as the camera fades to black)
Show post...
update : the guy that friended me is pretty chill and has a server to find freinds frm other coutnries
strawpage
repost
nuh uh
(They have a canonical child)
Show post...
yes
Show post...
im trying to comment
Show post...
BUT I CANT HJKDFGBBUYTCCUCJYTG
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85782086-3837-9722
wow this died quick
Show post...
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankbox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON NOW? IS THAT CROW TRYING TO GIVE ADAM A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING?
ADAM: (alarmed) NO, JUSTIN, I THINK IT’S STRAPPING A BOMB VEST ON ME! (looks down to see the crow securing the vest)
JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS AN EYE WHEN YOU CAN JUST BLOW YOURSELF UP? (chuckles)
ADAM: (frantically) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITH A BOMB VEST ON!
JUSTIN: (still grinning) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION. (takes out his phone) I’LL JUST LOOK UP “HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB VEST” ON YOUTUBE… (starts searching)
ADAM: (impatiently) JUSTIN, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! THE BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!
JUSTIN: (quickly) RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNOW. (starts pressing random buttons on the bomb vest) MAYBE IF I JUST PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… (trails off as the bomb starts beeping loudly)
ADAM: (resigned) WE’RE GOING TO DIE. WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. (closes his one good eye)
JUSTIN: (laughing) WELL, AT LEAST WE’LL GO OUT WITH A BANG… LITERALLY! (both laugh maniacally as the bomb counts down)
(The camera zooms out to show the crow flying away, looking satisfied with its work, as the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” appear on the screen)
Show post...
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) OH MY GOSH, GUYS! WE’VE GOT A bit OF A SITUATION HERE! (dramatic music plays in the background)
ADAM: (painfully) AAAGH! MY EYE! IT’S BEEN PECKED OUT BY A CROW! (clutches at his eye socket)
JUSTIN: (laughing) HAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY CROW-WHISPERING SKILLS! (tries to shoo the crow away)
ADAM: (groaning) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I’M BLOODING EVERYWHERE!
JUSTIN: (still chuckling) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT… OR MAYBE JUST A PAPER TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. (tries to hand Adam a paper towel)
ADAM: (irritated) JUSTIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I JUST LOST AN EYE TO A MURDEROUS CROW!
JUSTIN: (laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD STORY TO TELL. “HEY, I LOST MY EYE TO A CROW” – THAT’S GOING TO BE A CONVERSATION STARTER FOR YEARS TO COME!
ADAM: (resigned) I HATE YOU, JUSTIN. AND I HATE THAT CROW. (points to the crow, which is still perched nearby, looking menacing)
JUSTIN: (grinning) DON’T WORRY, ADAM. I’LL JUST GET YOU A NEW EYE – MAYBE ONE THAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. (pulls out a fake eye from behind the couch cushion)
ADAM: (unimpressed) THAT’S A PLASTIC EYE FROM A TOY DOLL. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ME.
JUSTIN: (sheepishly) OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A TRY, RIGHT? (both laugh)
(Adam glares at Justin, who is still holding the fake eye, as the crow looks on, seemingly proud of its handiwork)
helloes !!2!!2!1!2>[£^£[^[hhhhehejjueiiekxjshhwhhgregg