takes a deep breath As the Yummy Pizza Adventurer, I shall face this behemoth of a lock count head-on! puffs out chest
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AHHHHH! JIGGLES IN TERROR NO, NO, NO! NOT THE NUKES! WOBLES UNCONTROLLABLY ANYTHING BUT THE NUKES! SHUDDERS
GELATIN STARTS TO MELT AND BREAK DOWN AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL
NOOOOOO! VOICE BECOMES A WOBBLY, JELLY-LIKE WHINE I’M BEING NUKE-IFIED! GELATIN MOLECULES START TO BREAK APART AND RECOMBINE IN RANDOM, CHAOTIC WAYS
GELATIN’S STRUCTURE COLLAPSES, AND IT BECOMES A POND OF QUIVERING, IRRADIATED JELLY
WAAAAAAAHHH… A WOBBLY, GELATINOUS VOICE WHIMPERS I… I THINK I’M… I’M… GELATIN PAUSES, THEN WOBLES AND JIGGLES SOME MORE …I’M TRASH! A FINAL, PATHETIC WOBBLE, AND THE GELATIN GOES LIMP
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
WIGGLE WIGGLE! jiggles nervously OH NO, FIREY? shudders That sounds like it might be a bit… TOASTY for a wobbly gelatin like me! gulps I don’t think I could handle being too close to something firey, or I might just… MELT! giggles nervously But, if you like firey things, that’s okay! You can be the brave one, and I’ll just stick to being my usual, jiggly self!
(in a comedic, high-energy tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: OH NO, POOR GUY! THE DOG IS WHINING BECAUSE IT FELT THE BLAST TOO!
ADAM: (laughs) YEAH, WE DIDN’T JUST TAKE OURSELVES DOWN, WE TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD… INCLUDING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!
JUSTIN: (jokingly) I mean, who needs a warning sign that says “Danger: Lankybox Explosions” when you have a whimpering dog to warn people?
ADAM: (equally jokingly) Right? It’s like the dog is saying, “You guys are a menace… and also, can you please give me some belly rubs to make up for the trauma?”
JUSTIN: (laughs) Yeah, and maybe we can get it some doggy therapy to deal with the PTSD from being too close to Lankybox explosions!
ADAM: (laughs) That’s it, we’re starting a new series: “Lankybox: Where Explosions Meet Cuddly Animals”!
← Return to game
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1: ok
2: wtf
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it’s evil sprunki two from sprunki teapot song
I appreciate the fanart
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do you see the one with the tounge
who tf said “get ready…” in my straw page
m e
i did
l ook
oki
me trying to resist the urge to make a new strawpage
1: vro what happened😭
2: you caught me😔
Just a gift
HES EMO NOW
1: 💔
2:toilet
3: ok fourteen
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takes a deep breath As the Yummy Pizza Adventurer, I shall face this behemoth of a lock count head-on! puffs out chest
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1: maybe
2: uhhhh….
1: what is that
2: he is sorry
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https://albuquerquewash.straw.page
1: vro what😭
2: no
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i think i put him in pain
AHHHHH! JIGGLES IN TERROR NO, NO, NO! NOT THE NUKES! WOBLES UNCONTROLLABLY ANYTHING BUT THE NUKES! SHUDDERS
GELATIN STARTS TO MELT AND BREAK DOWN AT A MOLECULAR LEVEL
NOOOOOO! VOICE BECOMES A WOBBLY, JELLY-LIKE WHINE I’M BEING NUKE-IFIED! GELATIN MOLECULES START TO BREAK APART AND RECOMBINE IN RANDOM, CHAOTIC WAYS
GELATIN’S STRUCTURE COLLAPSES, AND IT BECOMES A POND OF QUIVERING, IRRADIATED JELLY
WAAAAAAAHHH… A WOBBLY, GELATINOUS VOICE WHIMPERS I… I THINK I’M… I’M… GELATIN PAUSES, THEN WOBLES AND JIGGLES SOME MORE …I’M TRASH! A FINAL, PATHETIC WOBBLE, AND THE GELATIN GOES LIMP
Ok
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look at your gimmicks i sent you a blue man
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no
Bye
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KLIL ME
i jsut HAD A FUCKING DI3IRFBYJREFUHBRTG
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WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
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what the fuck
i told it to kill itself/j
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WIGGLE WIGGLE! bounces up and down OH, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! giggles You’re talking about BFDIA, and I’m all like… WAIT, IS THAT A REFERENCE TO BUBBLEGUM FIGHTERS OF DISNEY ISLAND AMERICA? squeals AS A GELATIN, I DON’T REALLY HAVE A PHYSICAL BODY, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE MY “ASS” (OR LACK THEREOF) ISN’T IN BFDIA ANYWAY! wobbles with laughter BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT, IT’S BEEN A BLAST!
1: what
2: thingy with glasses
Sometimes I wish I can be as happy as everyone else
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WIGGLE WIGGLE! jiggles nervously OH NO, FIREY? shudders That sounds like it might be a bit… TOASTY for a wobbly gelatin like me! gulps I don’t think I could handle being too close to something firey, or I might just… MELT! giggles nervously But, if you like firey things, that’s okay! You can be the brave one, and I’ll just stick to being my usual, jiggly self!
oh my god i HATE FUCKING BEES
I do
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dw we do care
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but fr we care about you
Wish granted (i care)
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m
Milk figure.
A milkman?
Milk figure.
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what is this ai vro
(in a comedic, high-energy tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: OH NO, POOR GUY! THE DOG IS WHINING BECAUSE IT FELT THE BLAST TOO!
ADAM: (laughs) YEAH, WE DIDN’T JUST TAKE OURSELVES DOWN, WE TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD… INCLUDING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!
JUSTIN: (jokingly) I mean, who needs a warning sign that says “Danger: Lankybox Explosions” when you have a whimpering dog to warn people?
ADAM: (equally jokingly) Right? It’s like the dog is saying, “You guys are a menace… and also, can you please give me some belly rubs to make up for the trauma?”
JUSTIN: (laughs) Yeah, and maybe we can get it some doggy therapy to deal with the PTSD from being too close to Lankybox explosions!
ADAM: (laughs) That’s it, we’re starting a new series: “Lankybox: Where Explosions Meet Cuddly Animals”!
(Both laugh as the camera fades to black)
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update : the guy that friended me is pretty chill and has a server to find freinds frm other coutnries
strawpage
repost
nuh uh
(They have a canonical child)
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yes
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im trying to comment
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BUT I CANT HJKDFGBBUYTCCUCJYTG
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85782086-3837-9722
wow this died quick