What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
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Gm chha
Chat
yeah?
bru i came here to cure my bordem
im still updateing srynki (it will take days)
☠️
hi
:C
my bordem is imeshirable
that phase 2 sounds change (not cd) finally phase 2 cd sound will match
yay (give cannon bob that one sound from spruted from that bonus white guy that flips around
this dude
Suspolo real
wait thats his name?
His name is "Suspicious Polo" but i call his Suspolo for short, and it rolls off the tongue better
srynki should come to itch tbh
i think it will
:P yay
bordem
Studdy is going to be made 3D.
dawg my achevment :C
bordeeeem bord brdoem
i just realized that cl on phase 2 didn't got stabbed by dg's bar
????
bc dg's bar is shorter
( yeah um cannon bob made the bar as big as a normal sprunki to when he gave her life)
bar copy
nah cannon just got a random bar that looks like the og bar (thats her wepon)
also who is cl?
i miis clicked and typed l not d
cd
breh
sigma srynki team:
redly/me (owner/creator)
lilkas108/my sis (co owner)
other:
torn person (true srynki fan/helper)
gray (first srynki fan/gave a idea for bonuse character)
yay im a helper
thats why i deleted coruppted orange and aaamama
whos aaamama
before srynki had 110 views demented pinki like thing was there before replaced
can i see
don't bring back sprunki ships to srynki btw
i will share srynki on cocrea after the phase 2 and the big update is uploaded
i have a oren design
show
wtf is this
thats what i said when i saw funbot
p.s. the antenas on the body are suposed to be behind the body i just forgor to do that
k
boardem
redly i have a question is cannon bob cannon in srynki? (theres a bigger reason why im asking this)
ya why
okay so what if in srynki phase three after cannon bob made bar alive in phase 1 bar kills black thing (for obvi reasons) witch makes phase 3
uhmmmm ggfhjg
breh
black thing didn't made phase 2 btw
then why tf did he take blacks place for phase 2
bc yes
yo
hi
doing a sigma drawing concepts with my sis for new srynki update
REDALS
secret characters btw
:0
and badge characters
YAAAEEEH BOI
a
e
omg finally
Yay unband
W
last update chat
srynki or sprunki
the chat is dead because of Discord
ik
this game wants to be modded I love getting mods
earth wubbox go back to msm
da srynki update will take days btw
hi
Chat i just finished a book report for a book i never read in like 4 hours
am I cooked
hi
oh boy someone made an account dedicated to hating m,e
real
giggity giggity mufucker
real
yo wolf-Hal your game is sick 120/10 you deserve a follow 🙂
he didnt make this bruv
nyankobflol did
new pfp chaps
ok
ok
dead ahh chat be like
whoever has nishjis account needs to get better at ragebaiting cause god there bad at it 😭🙏
probably SIashdude
nishji is slash dude (before the acc take over)
yeahhhhh ok…
he is right though
nishji was slashdude
thats enough idksterling for today
not the walten files background making it 100x scarier when idksterling says its true 😭😭
OH NO AAAAAAA *gets sent back to the no internet lands*
Aw dam
bruh
ok amd
Omg hi ur back
P.S. i do maybe read chat next time dumbass
ok amd your still the worst ragebaiter ive ever seen
also the only pussy is u taking so long to respond forgetting that i have notifacations on
nah cry about us saying no
bro thinks im sensitive 😭🙏 dawg your gonna have to try harder in order to ragebait me
But you are sensitive 😐
not to ragebait
giggity giggity mufucker
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
WELL DAMN OKAY WE GET IT
you suspicously dont act like nishji
Bob's Return
yay
He took a little break, now hes back