If you think i am joking everything i say is canon to this weird Undertale fangame

For a big part of the prison part we play as Sans under the effects of like, THE ANIME POTION I FORGOT HE HAD, AND... AND LIKE, NAZRIN?

Well, in jail, we meet NAZRIN, YES, THE TOUHOU CHARACTER, THE FRICKING TOUHOU CHARACTER. And she knows about an Adam Sandler movie for some reason, well, this prison is administrated by CIRNO, YES, CIRNO.

Well, Tutariel throws us into a hole, stuff happens, we meet a italian dog with a jacket called Greater Guaglione (yes i pronounced his name right because he's extremely memorable) and end up in jail before fighting Tutariel, at petition of the robot Homer Simpson guards

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The main bullet points is that Tutariel, replacement of Toriel, is very meanie and also has a cult-like love FOR THE SIMPSONS, THE SIMPSONS

Also, Dummy, which is nicknamed Fabio by the gamedev, a monkey key (monk key) and Sans Undertale pulled up at the crib, yes Sans's last name is Undertale on this game

Soo, Mt. Itoi, like Mt. Ebott but like, on Japan, I'll explain the trajectory from the bart simpson shirt area to Ashburg very briefly

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And Seriph, an wish angel, pulled up at the crib to help Marisa, not only Marisa wanted a videogame but a giant roleplay of Undertale, soo Seriph grabbed some random fishmonger called Cai Digamma to be Frisk, we'll only refer to him as Frisk as later on it's revealed

Anyways some knight guy found a wishgem but does that matter

It all started when Marisa Kurisame, yes THE TOUHOU CHARACTER, wanted to make a video game about her favorite game, Undertale, but couldn't thanks to her losing her hands THANKS TO A WOODCHIPPER?? HELLO??

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First of all, screw everything that happened on Undertale 1, it's fictional on this universe, yes i just dropped that line

me when i turn my coworkers cat into taxidermy ❤️❤️

this true crime story is peak

ykw? All this dandy's crackhouse thing is just a cheap knockoff of Undertale 2: Revenge of the Robots, that game was peak despite the creator maybe wanting to erase it from existence, to this day I cherish it for it's creative gameplay and absurd dialogue, dandy's crackhouse will NEVER beat this thing, it's peak.

my neighbour charlie just beat his wife to death with a golf club❤️❤️