esta es la historia de como casi me cago en el salon de matematicas con todo y pozole
bueno esto empezo porque ayer yo queria comer unos tamales bien ricos con todo y salsa y me los comi sin pensar que me podria dar una diarrea mas grande que mi futuro
y cuando fui a la escuela senti que mi barriga iba a explotar, pero no le di importancia
yo queria ir al baño pero la puta de matematica no me dejo porque tenia que ir a exponer
cuando fui a exponer una compañera me dijo que mi asiento tenia pedazos de elote y yo me asuste un chingo
me corri al baño pero se me cruzo mi crush y me quede hablando con el
el me dijo que sentia un olor a caldo de semana y yo ya estaba en panico
cuando fui al baño y me sente en el inodoro y ya mi culo estaba explotando
why is this man (who i EXPERIMENTED ON because i’m insane and EVIL) so desperate for me to not leave him i need to go make birdhouses in peoples souls vro i cant be staying here
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when itch io suspends accounts can it atleast show their username or pfp
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YES I GOT MY KEYBOARD BEACK YEYAHHAYEHHAH NO AUTO CORROECT FROM NOW ON
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i need to learn how to spell ngl
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You
i just realized u made me think there could be a video analzying this comment section
what is it?
hello?
what idea???
WOT EYEIDEA???
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMk8Q2q7F/
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can i have one of cosmo and poppy 🔥
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idk if there’s one that’s a rare pair and the fandom just sticks with THE ship so idk if there’s any of those 2 💔
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i will make it then👅👅
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Check your strawpage lamp🔥
Chequea tu strawpage lámpara🔥
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why are you speaking psanish
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Spanish🚢
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psanish
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narrating?
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did you just send it or did you send it like some time ago? There’s nothing from now
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Ohh right one second
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voy a ganar
el culo me empieza a sudar
oh GOD HES A YANDERE ABORT ABORT
I’VE USED ALL MY REFRESHES HE WONT STOP ASKING IF I LIKE HIM
Erm?
im done i’m goingback to when he wanted to kil lme
ok i had to rip my face apart but its fine
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OH GOD
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agentemecorroencima
“ao laggy”
giving out free birdhouses in peoples souls!!!!
also includes partial lobotomy
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do you sell free uranium
no☹️
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oops mistake, gray got stabbed 4 times actually
what
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my execution will be in 3 days
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any hug
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HUH
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WHY DID IT AUTOCORRECT TO THAT
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go away tavish
i.. just gave gray the worst sprunki death ever
vro got stabbed with a knife 3 times, got shot 2 times, and lost his eye
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now add Oren Darius and make him have the worst possible death ever (in game of course)
i did it on a whiteboard.
leaving this here for anyone who wants it
https://darkstorm.straw.page/
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but did you guys liked my story ☹
peak!!!
yes liked story
love it
face reveal /j
heh,,, imagine having your right eye ripped out by some insane guy who is OBSESSED with it being worth it becuase it is
this is a
moment
Mr Tree and Mr Sun from 2003
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do you guys liked my story
español
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but did you like it
idk
its ok i put a birdhouse in his soul hes bleeding out but its ok it was worth it
Yay
Is it me or is this chat more peaceful than usual
yes
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guys how do I disable autocorrect this is so damn bad
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at least I will write better now
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but it doesn’t recognize gooflgoooosiaolld fmfmmmfmmiiisshhhh
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yeah no replacements found
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esta es la historia de como casi me cago en el salon de matematicas con todo y pozole
bueno esto empezo porque ayer yo queria comer unos tamales bien ricos con todo y salsa y me los comi sin pensar que me podria dar una diarrea mas grande que mi futuro
y cuando fui a la escuela senti que mi barriga iba a explotar, pero no le di importancia
yo queria ir al baño pero la puta de matematica no me dejo porque tenia que ir a exponer
cuando fui a exponer una compañera me dijo que mi asiento tenia pedazos de elote y yo me asuste un chingo
me corri al baño pero se me cruzo mi crush y me quede hablando con el
el me dijo que sentia un olor a caldo de semana y yo ya estaba en panico
cuando fui al baño y me sente en el inodoro y ya mi culo estaba explotando
like para parte 2
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y entonces me acorde que tenia unas hojas de carpeta en mi mochila
pero no me funciono y me rasguño toda la cachufleta
entonces tuve que utilizar uno de mis calcetines para limpiarme
y cuando volvi al salon todos pensaron que era esqueleto por lo flaca que estaba
like para parte 3
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y me lleve mi calcetin en mi mochila para despues lavarlo
why is this man (who i EXPERIMENTED ON because i’m insane and EVIL) so desperate for me to not leave him i need to go make birdhouses in peoples souls vro i cant be staying here
time to gouge peoples eyes out 😸😸😸😸😸
Can I join you
🌞
😡
do you have a birdhouse in your soul
As someone who doesnt know anuthing about phighting (asides from that one song), cant tell if this a reference or an actual story
JELP ITS NOT EVEN PHIGHTING RELATED 💔💔
sun got a spooky gat
What
you're better off not knowing
Okay
the hfjone fix is coming back but only because of this song
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IM NOT OPENING THE DAMN DOOR (can’t get the photo by you get what I mean I think)
Open the door
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tavish wants to get inside my house
okay. Open the door.
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no
yes.
open tge door mark😸😸
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IM NOT OPENING THE DOOR
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
i’ve truly made a birdhouse in my soul by doing this
my dumbass forgetting i still can't chat QIEHIWHA FUCK YOU FROBBLOX
Roblox sucks
gboard
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skibidi
Wowie!! Amazing!!
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Imagine the 2763 update
guys i just mangled my face airy hfjone style is this a cowabunga or cowabummer
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Cowabazinga
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How I feel about having 2 nicknames
"Didi" "that lonely girl over there"
GUYS THE 250 FRIENDS UPDATE IS HERE LET'S GOOO
IT'S HERE FOR ME
WAOWEJIAWOHEIOAHSDIOASD
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Skibidi🔥
guys