I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane With a rabid wolverine in my underwear When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? Is it Bob or Joe or Walter? Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?" I probably would have kept on guessing But about that time we crashed into the truck And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr They sucked out my internal organs And they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport And as a way of saying thank you They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night So I could pay my phone bill on time Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin When I got a nasty paper cut And, well, to make a long story short It got infected and I died So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing He tells me that they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong
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i, too, accidentally summon max verstappen sometimes its ok
DID SOMEONE SAY BILL CIPHER
Im gonna explode in the next 10 seconds
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💥💥💥💥💥
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nothing I don't know is right
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty paper cut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
1 day after sprunki sinner addition
im in the thick of it everybody SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
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i awnt to play htis where and when
there i killed w rus.
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imagine burning 😹😹
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are we done
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we need a different face
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what face
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HRLP
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on MY cellular device..???..?.? this is OUTRAGEOUS
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actually beautiful i’m framing this on my wall
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Sigma
Wenda if she went to the internet:
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leg images i need legs to put on our lil guy
these are legs trust me
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seriously
ok
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had to use picsart for this one since I didn't have a good image for legs
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too late </3
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baseball pants legs
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it would look better with those tbh too late to gobkac
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I'm gonna scroll through my gallery.
Little did I know
It would be a feature
A creature feature
Featuring
The creature.
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Do i even wanna know?
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guysysys do you ever just adopt characters you like
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i have 2 sons
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🙀🙀who i demand to know
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the alien cat from regretevator and bab y tunner 😋😋😋😋😋
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zorp gnarp
HIS GNAME IS GNARPY 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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NO THE CAT THE KITTY TOOL THE ONE THATS GREEN AND JAS THE ALIEN FACE im literally psud
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legs now
AmalDandion
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amalgalion
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Toorpodgeaigiooeyieistebblinntterenydastroeelyroutosmazzle & Dazzle
im going to kill W rus.
Im sorry Baji
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our guy needs arms. 2 DIFFERENT BTW
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ok uhh we can go play now
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yippee
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MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE
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r u playing already
Garnold is love. Garnold is Life. Feed your Garnold. Pet your Garnold. Garnold.
is
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gay
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body picture please for franketsieng
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Trust
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it looks better than expected
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hey psst can i join pressure
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me pro me pro expendable
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ok let me just die rq cuz im on a gamw
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I HATE HOW THE DIVINE ARE ALIVE NOW
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body now?
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i’m a healer
i do healing
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so r we gonna play presure
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Okey
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i had the stupid idea to make a person with images stitched up
anyways imagews that can work in a face??
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You have to guess :)
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guysysysysys do we approve of stickfigure doomed yaoi
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i lvooeeooeoeoeo doomed yaoi
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no what
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why💔
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I can be both silly and a menace to society
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shown by these pics, I can agree
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is gigi here with us rn
idk
if i post this on scratch will i get banned
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post on cocrea or on here
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im shitting i literally encountered vee on floor 7😭
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but thats impossible mains can only spawn floor 5 or higher
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sorry i miscalculated i meant floor 7😓😓😓
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erm ackktually mains can only spawn on floor 5+ 🤓
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i love stickfigure yaoi hghfhghfhghf🤤🤤/VERYJ
Pressure updated on my birthday.
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cool im playing it rn
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help im stuck behind some pipes
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is jose spelled like jose or josé or josh or
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Pretty sure it's josé