Incredibox - Sprunki

this was on the ii steve cobs gallery page on the wiki

okay, yay!

idk

turn it into candy

go to yoyleland and let it burn and explode by natural disasters

Feed it to freakred Jose

wtf ew NO

wha no

Ok.

damn!

henlo

bye guy

that's better

im still 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ier than you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ffin

bye won't miss you!

Greeter (spoken):
Welcome to Meeple!
As you enter our esteemed facility,
please enjoy a word from our C.E.O.,
Steve Cobs!

Steve Cobs (sung):
The future is so yesterday,
When everything is run your way

Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well, I say I don't care!

Steve Cobs & Audience:
Now let's take a look at the profit margin,
(The future is so yesterday,)
No let's not, that's corporate jargon!
You all want what you understand,
(When everything is run your way!)
So what I supply is what you'll demand!

I'll never lose if you keep letting me win,
(Your influence is everywhere,)
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
I created all that you believe!
(Too ambitious?)
You gave me power you can't relieve!
(I don't care!)

Audience:
Cobs, what does this all mean?
What's your latest machine?

Steve Cobs:
Am I going too fast?
Is all this progress too loud?
Did I leave you in the past?
Let's take some Q's from the crowd...

Audience Member 1:
This may come off as a stupid question,
But what do you exactly aim to achieve?

Steve Cobs:
Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.

Audience Member 2:
This new product, the "Me" technology,
Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?

Steve Cobs:
Well, that all depends on your own ideology,
But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology.

Audience Member 3:
Cobs, you're always being coy!

Audience Member 4:
Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?

Steve Cobs:
No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide,
And this is no different, you've implied!

Audience:
So Cobs, is your whole persona intended,
To keep those suspicions extended?
So all of your schemes become blended,
And your work cannot be contended?

Steve Cobs:
Uhm, no questions!

Audience & Cobs:
The future is so yesterday,
(The future is so yesterday!)
When everything is run your way
(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)

Steve Cobs:
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well,

Cobs & Audience:
I!
(I!)
DON'T!
(Don't!)
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRE!

Steve Cobs:
THE FUTURE IS SO YESTERDAY!

i agree and disagree at the sametime