Greeter (spoken): Welcome to Meeple! As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our C.E.O., Steve Cobs!
Steve Cobs (sung): The future is so yesterday, When everything is run your way
Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well, I say I don't care!
Steve Cobs & Audience: Now let's take a look at the profit margin, (The future is so yesterday,) No let's not, that's corporate jargon! You all want what you understand, (When everything is run your way!) So what I supply is what you'll demand!
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win, (Your influence is everywhere,) But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? I created all that you believe! (Too ambitious?) You gave me power you can't relieve! (I don't care!)
Audience: Cobs, what does this all mean? What's your latest machine?
Steve Cobs: Am I going too fast? Is all this progress too loud? Did I leave you in the past? Let's take some Q's from the crowd...
Audience Member 1: This may come off as a stupid question, But what do you exactly aim to achieve?
Steve Cobs: Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question, So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.
Audience Member 2: This new product, the "Me" technology, Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
Steve Cobs: Well, that all depends on your own ideology, But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology.
Audience Member 3: Cobs, you're always being coy!
Audience Member 4: Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?
Steve Cobs: No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide, And this is no different, you've implied!
Audience: So Cobs, is your whole persona intended, To keep those suspicions extended? So all of your schemes become blended, And your work cannot be contended?
Steve Cobs: Uhm, no questions!
Audience & Cobs: The future is so yesterday, (The future is so yesterday!) When everything is run your way (When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)
Steve Cobs: Your influence is everywhere, Smell innovation on the air, You tell me that I'm too ambitious? Well,
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
fluffin makes me want to quit and kms
if you REALLY get offended over someone making a few jokes, you should really quit, and also
I'm going to kill you /catchphrase
you're not funny btw
is that peepey 💔
heh...gamers dont die! they respawn..!
don't say that again or else that might apply to Freakffin
heh...gamers dont die! they get their limbs removed by the
me = the
so skibidi
stop making me want to have that kind of tablet again
this kind of tablet is hell
meh, nostalgic to me!
omga same i had like a ton of random games on there
yeah same!!
it burn my hands
overheating probably
should I unblock Oren Darius?
no
Okay!
i love my new keyboard
PANDEMONIUM???
MINIGAMES
suspect blocks people when they talk about them
You can have your yaoi moment later
My whiteboard
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94078579-5339-4383
this was on the ii steve cobs gallery page on the wiki
backshot him
no
HE'S NAKEEEEED GIVE HIM HIS PANTS
why
how do you backshot corn
suspect defends someone that is clearly unfunny
okay kyanny its getting old
okay buddy
Okay i split Freakffin's body parts into pieces and hidden them throughout this realm, if you get one of them... please don't shove them up your ass
okay, yay!
yeah lets shove them in the hole I made and when all of them are in the hole let's cover it with dirt to hide the evidence!!!
Clukr and garnold come get ur kid-
(check context: She has schizophrenia)
(her name is Kelly BTW)
when fluffin is acting freaky i turn into his number 1 hater
is theyr a whieboard
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94076247-7044-8105
yaaaay thank you mwa
Bruh
idk
group chat (fluffin don’t you fucking dare)
What do we do with the rotting corpse of Freakffin?
i dont even want to touch them
turn it into candy
go to yoyleland and let it burn and explode by natural disasters
we disassemble his body parts and play "Find The Body Parts"
and if the cops show up this game will have more body parts to find!
HELP LMAO THATS SO CREATIVE I LOVE IT
Oh thanks! ^^
fork him
erm
NO NO I ODNT MEAN FUCK HIM, I LITERALLY MEAN FORK HIM LIKE THE UTENSIL
i was referencing gelatin and four because gelating throws forks at four
Feed it to freakred Jose
can someone backshot darius /hj
wtf ew NO
nvm found a use for Freakffin
wha no
yes
KALE!!! 😡😡😡
guh
Say no
no as in no im not gonna say no and im stillgoing to backshot you
Ok.
it says unsupported file type
vro you don't know what the fuck happened
WAR happened
you know what else says unsupported file type
wait
uh
i actually dont know ill just say it
"unsupported file type"
freakyffin real posture
damn!
That jawline 😍 /j
my grandma died because of his deformed jawline
O-
guys whatever you do, do NOT break the Sour Patch Panopticon, you don't wanna know which wretched thing is on it
I like sour patch kids
DO NOT EAT THE SOUR PATCH KIDS PANOPTICON EITHER
whoops.
YOU WHAT
I broke a vase. whoops.
did i miss anything
no
fluffin trying to be "FrEaKy" but failed miserably
fluffing is actually so unfunny when he's freaky istg 💔
FR
fr stop trying
Yes some body leak some weird fish whiteboard
on my whiteboard
Image:
Even more Mr.tree nsfw art
And this chat is going mad
The two thing I said to NOT happen today
What? Can you say?
i feel likes changeing my avtar on boblox whats do i chang it to?????????
banana
bab na water
thurday
hi guy
helo
henlo
bye guy
Show post...
Don't even ask but
If I ever randomly disappear just think that this is what happened
(My account is the plush❤)
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vzum3giJXTE?si=Q0qcNLnNHnJYhRGm
changed fluffin's post to be more accurate
that's better
hehe npw im an actual lamp (kinda)
me when freakffin
Who Put you on the Plane....
City Life Woman Head
FUCK YOU LOWERCASE, FOR SHOOTING MY HEART
YOU WIN, YOU WIN
YOU KNOW? WHEN WE WERE THE SAME BEING, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, YOU JUST WAITED TO LOCK ME IN THAT STUPID LICORICE CELL
I AM SORRY, MY FREAKS, FOR NOT DEFENDING YOU FROM THIS CRUEL WORLD
*dies like a DIVA*
victory dance
GGEZ
im still 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ier than you 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ffin
bye won't miss you!
eugh the diva part makes me sick
he really tried copying "*drowns like a girlboss*"
he never copied that when he was less freaky he cried like a DIVA when we locked him in the Licorice Prison
aughh
fucking sicko*
he is NOT a diva
he was a diva wannabe
Greeter (spoken):
Welcome to Meeple!
As you enter our esteemed facility,
please enjoy a word from our C.E.O.,
Steve Cobs!
Steve Cobs (sung):
The future is so yesterday,
When everything is run your way
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well, I say I don't care!
Steve Cobs & Audience:
Now let's take a look at the profit margin,
(The future is so yesterday,)
No let's not, that's corporate jargon!
You all want what you understand,
(When everything is run your way!)
So what I supply is what you'll demand!
I'll never lose if you keep letting me win,
(Your influence is everywhere,)
But with the good that I do, is that such a sin?
I created all that you believe!
(Too ambitious?)
You gave me power you can't relieve!
(I don't care!)
Audience:
Cobs, what does this all mean?
What's your latest machine?
Steve Cobs:
Am I going too fast?
Is all this progress too loud?
Did I leave you in the past?
Let's take some Q's from the crowd...
Audience Member 1:
This may come off as a stupid question,
But what do you exactly aim to achieve?
Steve Cobs:
Well, there's no such thing as a stupid question,
So it's wise of me if I ask you to leave.
Audience Member 2:
This new product, the "Me" technology,
Is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
Steve Cobs:
Well, that all depends on your own ideology,
But if I've caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology.
Audience Member 3:
Cobs, you're always being coy!
Audience Member 4:
Is there a bigger plan, is this just a decoy?
Steve Cobs:
No doy! I mean, you always think I've something to hide,
And this is no different, you've implied!
Audience:
So Cobs, is your whole persona intended,
To keep those suspicions extended?
So all of your schemes become blended,
And your work cannot be contended?
Steve Cobs:
Uhm, no questions!
Audience & Cobs:
The future is so yesterday,
(The future is so yesterday!)
When everything is run your way
(When everything is run, run, run, run, run your way!)
Steve Cobs:
Your influence is everywhere,
Smell innovation on the air,
You tell me that I'm too ambitious?
Well,
Cobs & Audience:
I!
(I!)
DON'T!
(Don't!)
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRE!
Steve Cobs:
THE FUTURE IS SO YESTERDAY!
w lowercase tbh.........
i swear im leaving the chat forever if in ten minutes fluffin keeps doing the freakfinn thing
me too
its time for cake at skate
huh
(I LOVE BLACK HOLE HE'S MY FAV DHJFHEFHJDFBDJDG)
SHIT
SHIT
i agree and disagree at the sametime
is that peepee 💔 why is it sad 💔
SHIT