Everything you Albuquerque is the weird al show copypasta because Skibidi toilet told me to
I was just about to mail A letter for some Golden Grahams with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly It got infected and I died so now they sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and run by screaming EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG black is white up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn’t matter anymore because a simple fact and that is EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG just forget the words that sang along
All you need to understand is way back when I was a little bitty boy I lived in the box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry’s bait shop
Anyway life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY!
Except I had to eat a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
DDDOOOOOOOOOHHH BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!!! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!! It was driving me crazy
So I went to my mom and said “hey mom what’s up with all the sauerkraut?”
…
ITS GOOD FOORR YOU!!!!!!!! And so she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel on my mouth and fed me nothing but sauerkraut till I was 26 and a half years old
That’s when I swore that I would get out of this place
But first I decided to buy some donuts
Do you have any glazed donuts?
NOOO we don’t have any glazed donuts
So I cut off his arms and limbs with a chainsaw
But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
I haven’t been in a real airplane before but I had to say it was pretty great
WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND WE CRASHED AND EVERYBODY DIED!!! Except for me. You know why? IF YOU LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN
IF YOU NEED HELP HANG UP AND DIAL YOUR OOOOOOOOOOPERATOR
IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
FINALLY I ARRIVED AT THE ALBUQUERQUE HOLIDAY IN Where the towels had only one nostril
I turned on the smackrovision and I ate out of the ass trays and I ate some glazed donuts and I hate that chocolate mint that I love so very very much
Someone’s knocking on the door and I say “Who is it?”
No answer
Who ISS IT?
No answer
WHO IS IT!
Some big fat fermafyldite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril
And he grabs my lucky snorkel and I say
……………………
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
To put it long story short he didn’t get away with my snorkel
I decided to buy some donuts
Yeah what do you want??
Do you have any glazed donuts?
Wait a minute, I’ll go check.
No we don’t have any glazed donuts
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
That’s when I met the love of my life
Her name was Zelda
She had a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril
I can’t forget the first thing she said
Hey, you got arms and limbs on your face
That’s when I knew it was true love
One day
Skibidi pumpkin, do you wanna join the Columbia record club?
So I cut off her arms and limbs with a chainsaw
I got my life long dream! I got a life long job at the Rizzler
One day this guy Marty was carrying up a sofa
I said to Marty can I help you with that?
They’re not saying anything
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
This guy on the streets says I haven’t had a bite in three days
I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to the sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really did t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked at a tater tot farm he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had the same recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a nasal djensksoskskdndnd factory but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but they didn’t keep in touch and he lost her number and he got job working on a bath of sour cream and he spent his life savings on a split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it’s worth and one day Al was In the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and all set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be and turns out he’s a big shot producer on tv so he gave Al a contract and what do you know now he’s got is very own weird L shooopOpOpOoOoooOooowoowoww but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
food addiction, drug addiction, alcohol addiction, steroid addiction, surgery addiction, internet addiction, polygon addiction (the one i have), etc etc
Advanced Individual Combat Weapon (Commonwealth of Australia – Defence Science and Technology Organisation, Metal Storm, Tenix Defence Systems – 2000s–present – assault rifle with grenade launcher – 5.56mm NATO, 40 mm grenade: in development)
K-50M(Democratic Republic of Vietnam – Democratic Republic of Vietnam State Arsenals – 1958 – submachine gun – 7.62×25mm Tokarev: North Vietnamese submachine gun based on the Chinese Type 50 submachine gun. Used by North Vietnamese troops during the Vietnam war.)
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Fluffin’s left hand can you stop being hurted
I just googled my sprunki oc and just found out that it has too much rule 34, since when..
OH GOD WHY
may god save us all
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Wtf
copyright them because they stole your oc they deserve it
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Yea
Click this and you'll lose braincells With this very cool British commentary guy.
yay!!!
https://youtu.be/2TaScxYpQck?si=CcC1t8Ip79z25JBG
I sure do love links!
Oh wait
Nope you're so going in the basement again.
brain cells
oh
sigma durple
i got flashed by pinki when i clicked 💔
img.itch.zone/aW1nLzE5NDE3OTMyLmdpZg==/original/cuARtN.gif = https://img.itch.zone/aW1nLzE5NDE3OTMyLmdpZg==/original/cuARtN.gif
who tf is this in my house
RUN OR SHOVE HIM INTO UR MICROWAVE
kill him, salt him, and grill him
thanks for the advice now I have popcorn :D
youre welcome :3
(Hint Of My BO6 Hacks)
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You have any idea of what any of that means?
yes
part of it is wall hacks, aimbot, flying, and thats about it
albubububuquerqur
Everything you Albuquerque is the weird al show copypasta because Skibidi toilet told me to
I was just about to mail A letter for some Golden Grahams with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly It got infected and I died so now they sucked out my internal organs and they took some Polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine of my hibachi dealer who takes off his prosthetic lips and run by screaming EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG black is white up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn’t matter anymore because a simple fact and that is EEEEEEEVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG just forget the words that sang along
All you need to understand is way back when I was a little bitty boy I lived in the box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry’s bait shop
Anyway life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY!
Except I had to eat a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
DDDOOOOOOOOOHHH BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT!!!! EVERY SINGLE MORNING!! It was driving me crazy
So I went to my mom and said “hey mom what’s up with all the sauerkraut?”
…
ITS GOOD FOORR YOU!!!!!!!! And so she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel on my mouth and fed me nothing but sauerkraut till I was 26 and a half years old
That’s when I swore that I would get out of this place
But first I decided to buy some donuts
Do you have any glazed donuts?
NOOO we don’t have any glazed donuts
So I cut off his arms and limbs with a chainsaw
But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
I haven’t been in a real airplane before but I had to say it was pretty great
WE WENT INTO A TAILSPIN AND WE CRASHED AND EVERYBODY DIED!!! Except for me. You know why? IF YOU LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN
IF YOU NEED HELP HANG UP AND DIAL YOUR OOOOOOOOOOPERATOR
IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE
FINALLY I ARRIVED AT THE ALBUQUERQUE HOLIDAY IN Where the towels had only one nostril
I turned on the smackrovision and I ate out of the ass trays and I ate some glazed donuts and I hate that chocolate mint that I love so very very much
Someone’s knocking on the door and I say “Who is it?”
No answer
Who ISS IT?
No answer
WHO IS IT!
Some big fat fermafyldite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril
And he grabs my lucky snorkel and I say
……………………
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
To put it long story short he didn’t get away with my snorkel
I decided to buy some donuts
Yeah what do you want??
Do you have any glazed donuts?
Wait a minute, I’ll go check.
No we don’t have any glazed donuts
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
That’s when I met the love of my life
Her name was Zelda
She had a flock of seagulls haircut and only one nostril
I can’t forget the first thing she said
Hey, you got arms and limbs on your face
That’s when I knew it was true love
One day
Skibidi pumpkin, do you wanna join the Columbia record club?
So I cut off her arms and limbs with a chainsaw
I got my life long dream! I got a life long job at the Rizzler
One day this guy Marty was carrying up a sofa
I said to Marty can I help you with that?
They’re not saying anything
So I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
This guy on the streets says I haven’t had a bite in three days
I cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw
But the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to the sewer with his hamster pal but the sanitation workers really did t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked at a tater tot farm he played on the company bowling team and every single night he had the same recurring dream where he was wearing lederhosen in a nasal djensksoskskdndnd factory but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm but they didn’t keep in touch and he lost her number and he got job working on a bath of sour cream and he spent his life savings on a split level cave 20 miles below the surface of the earth and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich for what it’s worth and one day Al was In the forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man he was caught in a bear trap and all set him free and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be and turns out he’s a big shot producer on tv so he gave Al a contract and what do you know now he’s got is very own weird L shooopOpOpOoOoooOooowoowoww but the sanitation workers really didn’t approve so he packed up his accordion and had to move to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Every route in Pestilence Mode has a name
"ACT 1: TRY HARDER"
"ACT 2: COOK TIME"
"ACT 3: OR IS IT?"
"ACT 4: COG IN THE MACHINE"
addiction we need to cook
Sorry I was dead I was just trying to make a quick game in castle bc why not
Featuring panni because Like I said why not, you can set him on fire
*Tries To Revive Chat*
is it working yet or no (-﹏-)
hey fluffin there was this guy at my school and on his binder he had an unfinished drawing that kinda reminds me of your artstyle :)
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YOOOOO
MY ARTSTYLE BECAME A SOLID THING
I FOUND MT ARTSTYLE
i love your artstyle <3
anyways...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ75bgoyQ1M
no.
0/10 only 30 seconds 😡
what do you want like 10 hours? youtube.com/watch?v=zL19uMsnpSU
Is chat dead?
im back
DIE STEVE COBS
steve cobs is a pathetic diaper baby
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You COULD say this hand isn't my right hand
First it got touched by boiling water
And now it got cut with my razor
Yes i own a hair razor and i got a moustache, a very small one, i call him Freddy Fazbeard
deadass looks like my school
hi
hiiih
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My left hand is wounded
oh
why does this remind me of the backrooms
that’s the point
I feel like I saw this hallway before
yap to survive
sauerkraut
MY GOD THIS WHOLE WAKY WORLD JUST MAKES WANT TO F###KING SCREAM!-Z/Z3R0
lets bring back who be wonking their willy rn
im wonkin my willy to addiction 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Actually makes sense since Addiction is one of my characters and they are the embodiment of all addiction
food addiction, drug addiction, alcohol addiction, steroid addiction, surgery addiction, internet addiction, polygon addiction (the one i have), etc etc
me
😛😛me😛
I was about to Sprunkify something when
I guess sprunki really does leak into every community
uhh i think we made our old friend schmiyit uncomfortable aka hes not active on itch anymore...................................................
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/75020541-5398-2849
am I cooking
a snowball in florida?
who’s better
you did, my friend
Who was it
🪳
if were talking abt who they were talking abt, idk
Fun fact: TPOT 10 has released 10 months ago.
ok
ok
ok
kill me pls
nobody will ever know what this references
Cookie
You see you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAEAYAYYYYY
the tunner vid
nope
Try again
happy tree friends
not happy tree friends
btw can you link me that vid
oh my god SHUT UP ABOUT MADNESS
i hate myself for having an fnf phase why do i know this
Albuquerque mentioned
uug
uyghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh remember when mutuals existed and schmiyit would spam skribbl links and we were talking abt sprunki plushies
good times real good times
yeyeysysyeyey i was the one who started the sprunki plushies
“SOUR CREAM!” - taco
sauerkraut
What
Nice
Go go gadget revive chat
of course YOU have a go go gadget.