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I was gonna get jumped by candlebearer, eyefestation, and wall dweller all in 1 room, just to die to pinky several floors later because apparently deaf mode wasn't enough to stop me from constantly dying to it

(Based on a true story🤑)

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what if there was a Nintendo DS port of This is NOT a Dating Sim and it was abbreviated to TINADSDS

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Did you play This is NOT a Dating Sim

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maybe ( yes )

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Make a mr fun computer AI cover

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Chat please follow my main acc MyEternalHeartWorks

I post stuff there

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Lyrics of a Weird Al song that isnt Albequerque, EYKIW, or Weird

They see me mowin'

My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy

I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Really, really white 'n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a champion at DND
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My Myspace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo, I know Pi out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer rap I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number 1
Do Vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun (what?)

Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white 'n' nerdy?
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy

I'd like to roll with
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
How'd I get so white 'n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-Men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me board
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop!
Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club
And even the chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
I got my name on my underwear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white 'n' nerdy

Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
Just because I'm white 'n' nerdy
All because I'm white 'n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white 'n' nerdy!

I wanna bowl with
The gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm
White 'n' nerdy

Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
I'm just too white 'n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white 'n' nerdy!

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Person: "I am trans"

Society: "ok"

The whole lyrics of Albuquerque:

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy

Living in a box under the stairs

In the corner of the basement of the house

Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop

You know the place

Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Aww, big bowl of sauerkraut

Every single morning

It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom

I said "Hey, mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?"

And my dear, sweet mother

She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train

And she leaned right down next to me

And she said "It's good for you"

And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth

And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut

Until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday

Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place

Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer

And the towels are oh so fluffy

Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long

And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doo-doo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true

Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest

To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt

I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize

That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque

Oh yeah

You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before

And I gotta tell ya, it was really great

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women

With excruciatingly severe body odor

And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time

The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts

And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

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Ah ha ha ha

Ah ha ha

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage

I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days

Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag

And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball

And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel

But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn

Where the towels are oh so fluffy

And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna

It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C

And I turned on the SpectraVision

And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow

That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?

I say "Who is it?"

No answer

"Who is it?"

There's no answer

"Who is it?"

They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

Oh man, I hate it when I'm right

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel

And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"

"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

And he's like "Tough"

And I'm like "Give it"

And he's like "Make me"

And I'm like "'Kay"

So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus

And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows

And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation

Yes indeed, you better believe it

And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook

And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice

And you know what it said?

I'll tell you what it said

It said

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"

"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"

"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel

But I made a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest

I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice

But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donuts shop

And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter

And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

I said "You got any glazed donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"

I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"

I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"

He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"

I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"

He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"

I said "You got any apple fritters?"

He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"

I said "You got any bear claws?"

He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"

"No, we're outta bear claws"

I said "Well, in that case, in that case, what do you have?"

He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"

I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out

And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over

Oh man, they were just going nuts

They were tearin' me apart

You know, I think it was just about that time

That a little ditty started goin' through my head

I believe it went a little something like this

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Doh

Get 'em off me

No, get 'em off, get 'em off

Oh, oh God, oh God

Oh, get 'em off me

Oh, oh God

Ah, aah, aah

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face

Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'

Like a constipated wiener dog

And as luck would have it

That's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast

With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love

We were inseparable after that

Aw, we ate together, we bathed together

We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss

The world was our burrito

So we got married and we bought us a house

And had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly

Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me

She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"

I said "Whoa, hold on now, baby"

"I'm just not ready for that kind of a commitment"

So we broke up and I never saw her again

But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque

Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me

Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream

That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler

I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire out with my face

Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that

I was gettin' a lot of attitude

Ok, like one time, I was out in the parking lot

Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil

When I see this guy Marty

Tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself

So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"

And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes

"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me

He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"

Well, that's just great

How was I supposed to know that?

I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud

Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname, Torso-Boy

So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote

This guy comes up to me on the street

And he tells he hasn't had a bite in three days

Well, I knew what he meant

But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein

And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over

And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"

But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming

You know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation

Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?

Kinda lost my train of thought

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Uh, well, uh, OK

Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it

But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I, HATE, SAUERKRAUT!!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say

And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up

And find yourself in an existential quandary

Full of loathing and self-doubt

And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence

At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that

Somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours

There's still a little place called

Albuquerque

Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)

"L" (L)

"B" (B)

"U" (U)

"Querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

yummypizza49130 days ago

was chat this dead

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yummypizza49130 days ago

hi what ddid i mis

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literally nothing

yummypizza49130 days ago(+1)

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WHAT

PIXEL321730 days ago

imagine if PIXEL3217 got a low taper fade

Weebwarb Burgeb30 days ago

Sooo I kinda got bored

I mean what else was I supposed to do other than draw!?!?!??!!??!!?!??

Banlands guardian is keowl

stffns30 days ago

that was gnarly!! I loved it!!

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that was Gnarpy!! I loved it!!

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Baji30 days ago(+1)

new studki + thumbnail.

lam p30 days ago

one hmbuyrger please

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What if instead of the greek pantheon it was the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 pantheon and nothing changed

i envy you30 days ago

https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/94186465-0041-5073

Ttaygoileto ybbudekz the nevadean30 days ago (2 edits)

Smells like mothers crazy sister Kate

Oh you think so

Yeah I do it smells so good she couldn’t have been that crazy I don’t think so

Oh you don’t think so huh

Well she put her poodle one time in a microwave oven to eat it

To eat it

Oh no

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Silly don’t try it

But it exploded

And they were both found dead she must’ve been out of her head

Possibly in Michigan is the best musical ever

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"Oh boy i would draw anything for money rn"

Fish with 50k tightly packed dollars and a reference picture of Addiction

Kasane Teto Bread30 days ago

LOVE SO HIGH IM DYING FOR IT

IM DYING FOR IT

AND I CANT LET YOU GO

HIDE AWAY HIDE AWAY FROM ME

OR YOU LOSE

OR YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

PIXEL321730 days ago

NO SMG4 DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHI-

Baji30 days ago

Which studki version is better to you.?

Crackstud: the shitty version of its release.

Studki: the regular version without any bonuses.

Studki+: the most recent version with all new stuff and improvements.

PIXEL321730 days ago

guess what video is 11 minutes and 22 seconds long

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exactly at the same time my friend challenged me to reanimated the anonymous video that is 11 minutes and 22 seconds

Ttaygoileto ybbudekz the nevadean30 days ago

lam p30 days ago

oh em geg

Baji30 days ago(+2)

Ttaygoileto ybbudekz the nevadean30 days ago

jbdh cstfff Mr fresh

sprunkifan121230 days ago

Wait i cant on mobile im on tablet

Ttaygoileto ybbudekz the nevadean30 days ago

You can sprunki on mobile too

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Are you friend or not friend?

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You make diddy jokes GET OU

Ttaygoileto ybbudekz the nevadean30 days ago (2 edits)

ah yes, the sprunki oc that had her friend inside her….

It’s true

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can i haz chezburger plz?

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Joshua didn't die for this

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how would sunthing look if it was humna

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Just wait until the Reheated remaster releases

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I make incoherent nonsense :D

Kasane Teto Bread30 days ago

welp i go play xbox now

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Can we turn "Joshua did NOT die for this" into an actual phrase now

Kasane Teto Bread30 days ago

yuppers

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Why are y'all shocked because of Ulpu's new video it's literally a nothing burger

"It's pregnant art of my comfort character!" It's the internet

"Men can't get pregnant!" it's the internet

"It's traumatizing!" no it isn't

yummypizza49130 days ago

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lettuce/tomato/patty/cheese

Where's the gender fries though

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YouTube captions…

what.

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