Incredibox - Sprunki

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YES I FINALLY FINISHED MY BAND BO context i had this box with loom bands mixed together i couldnt just save it again

If you were thinking this is too expensive, you've obviously never eaten a waffle from a $4000 waffle iron. This product represents the absolute pinnacle of refined taste. The waffles produced with this device will literally change your life. A word of warning: this is not just a nice waffle iron. It is a decadent luxury that will slowly make you realize that nothing else in your life can live up to its standards. This trade-off is one that I have made with no regrets even though I have lost all my loved ones, I am left alone with nothing but the world's most premium waffles, but it's a sacrifice at I would eagerly make again in an instant. Ever since the first bite, I have learned that an existence without these waffles is a wasted experience.

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you’re back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun’s cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my teeth removal and they had to reschedule me.