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oh my god i HATE FUCKING BEES

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I do

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dw we do care

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im sorry i had to

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but fr we care about you

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Wish granted (i care)

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Milk figure.

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A milkman?

Milk figure.

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what is this ai vro

(in a comedic, high-energy tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)

JUSTIN: OH NO, POOR GUY! THE DOG IS WHINING BECAUSE IT FELT THE BLAST TOO!

ADAM: (laughs) YEAH, WE DIDN’T JUST TAKE OURSELVES DOWN, WE TOOK DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD… INCLUDING THE LOCAL WILDLIFE!

JUSTIN: (jokingly) I mean, who needs a warning sign that says “Danger: Lankybox Explosions” when you have a whimpering dog to warn people?

ADAM: (equally jokingly) Right? It’s like the dog is saying, “You guys are a menace… and also, can you please give me some belly rubs to make up for the trauma?”

JUSTIN: (laughs) Yeah, and maybe we can get it some doggy therapy to deal with the PTSD from being too close to Lankybox explosions!

ADAM: (laughs) That’s it, we’re starting a new series: “Lankybox: Where Explosions Meet Cuddly Animals”!

(Both laugh as the camera fades to black)

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update : the guy that friended me is pretty chill and has a server to find freinds frm other coutnries

strawpage

repost

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nuh uh

(They have a canonical child) 

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yes

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im trying to comment

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BUT I CANT HJKDFGBBUYTCCUCJYTG

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https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/85782086-3837-9722

wow this died quick

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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankbox)

JUSTIN: (excitedly) WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON NOW? IS THAT CROW TRYING TO GIVE ADAM A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING?

ADAM: (alarmed) NO, JUSTIN, I THINK IT’S STRAPPING A BOMB VEST ON ME! (looks down to see the crow securing the vest)

JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS AN EYE WHEN YOU CAN JUST BLOW YOURSELF UP? (chuckles)

ADAM: (frantically) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITH A BOMB VEST ON!

JUSTIN: (still grinning) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION. (takes out his phone) I’LL JUST LOOK UP “HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB VEST” ON YOUTUBE… (starts searching)

ADAM: (impatiently) JUSTIN, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! THE BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!

JUSTIN: (quickly) RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNOW. (starts pressing random buttons on the bomb vest) MAYBE IF I JUST PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… (trails off as the bomb starts beeping loudly)

ADAM: (resigned) WE’RE GOING TO DIE. WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. (closes his one good eye)

JUSTIN: (laughing) WELL, AT LEAST WE’LL GO OUT WITH A BANG… LITERALLY! (both laugh maniacally as the bomb counts down)

(The camera zooms out to show the crow flying away, looking satisfied with its work, as the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” appear on the screen)

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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)

JUSTIN: (excitedly) OH MY GOSH, GUYS! WE’VE GOT A bit OF A SITUATION HERE! (dramatic music plays in the background)

ADAM: (painfully) AAAGH! MY EYE! IT’S BEEN PECKED OUT BY A CROW! (clutches at his eye socket)

JUSTIN: (laughing) HAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY CROW-WHISPERING SKILLS! (tries to shoo the crow away)

ADAM: (groaning) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I’M BLOODING EVERYWHERE!

JUSTIN: (still chuckling) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT… OR MAYBE JUST A PAPER TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. (tries to hand Adam a paper towel)

ADAM: (irritated) JUSTIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I JUST LOST AN EYE TO A MURDEROUS CROW!

JUSTIN: (laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD STORY TO TELL. “HEY, I LOST MY EYE TO A CROW” – THAT’S GOING TO BE A CONVERSATION STARTER FOR YEARS TO COME!

ADAM: (resigned) I HATE YOU, JUSTIN. AND I HATE THAT CROW. (points to the crow, which is still perched nearby, looking menacing)

JUSTIN: (grinning) DON’T WORRY, ADAM. I’LL JUST GET YOU A NEW EYE – MAYBE ONE THAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. (pulls out a fake eye from behind the couch cushion)

ADAM: (unimpressed) THAT’S A PLASTIC EYE FROM A TOY DOLL. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ME.

JUSTIN: (sheepishly) OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A TRY, RIGHT? (both laugh)

(Adam glares at Justin, who is still holding the fake eye, as the crow looks on, seemingly proud of its handiwork)

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helloes !!2!!2!1!2>[£^£[^[hhhhehejjueiiekxjshhwhhgregg

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ok amd

*wenda and gray do hl2 stalker scream*

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hi gaty

reply if i am not going to steal your house

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ADAM: (also laughing) YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT, JUSTIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD US TO… (pauses for comedic effect) …SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!

im secretly evil yummypizza491 and i stole your house

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28 Pillager standarts

i am the evil yummypizza491 and i stealed your house mwahahaha

You stole my bomb shaped house

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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)

JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, SNAP! ADAM, I THINK WE JUST GOT ROASTED!

ADAM: (also laughing) YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT, JUSTIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD US TO… (pauses for comedic effect) …SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!

JUSTIN: (mock-offended) WOW, THAT’S HARSH! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE JUST GONNA TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT!

ADAM: (jokingly) YEAH, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE DO BEST: WE TAKE THE HITS AND KEEP ON GOING!

JUSTIN: (smirking) SO, TO WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT ONE… (points to an imaginary person) …YOU GO, GIRL! OR GUY! OR… (laughs) WHOEVER YOU ARE!

ADAM: (laughing) YEAH, AND IF YOU’VE GOT ANY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, BRING IT ON! WE CAN TAKE IT! (both) HAHAHA!

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spongebob

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i stole your heart (not platonically)

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I stole your cookies (beasts, ancients, super epics, legendaries, specials/guests, epics, rares, commons)❤❤❤

coomons

unyummies your pizza

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😭😭😭😭😭

vro whered my heart go

is this really what I come back to

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sbyau

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SHUT BITCH YOUR ASS UP

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pls im scared a tranger friended me ??

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were just spamming stickers to eachother now

meow 

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i want my first beast

devsisters

👁️👁️

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haha you dont have breast

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beast*

just wait😈😈

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YOU WONT GET THAT BLUE GUY

Dont you mean edgy lactose?

i stole ot and yoru house i stole ot

im almost to 10k posts

sybau

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LMAO

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Low quality dark cacaco cookie

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real

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Fish?

Oh

WGAT

erm hwat the 

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sbayu

shut bih ahh your up??

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MHM

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Its a joke game but still

when im angry why do i look not angry but dissapointed because i have a big forhead dont play tictactoe on it please

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plays tic tac on it

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i laughed way too hard

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it was a joke vro

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😭

Fine i forgive you

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ol

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ok

should i return to chicken gun

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gun

i am so very sad im an alien and im sad

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sybau

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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON’T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR… IT’S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT’S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER… WE’VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT’S NOT ALL BAD… WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY’RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO… BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!

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amalgest im sorry i edited it to say ferris wheel ok

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im sorry

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it was a joke vro

why is vigilante so hard as noise bro 😭

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yes

guys I got a new device how the fuck do I take a screenshot of

(The home button is gone help)

nvm

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