What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
guys if anyone the has this name or draws things like something with the name oreo an has the name mia block them they are very maniplulative an force there stuff to be everywere
I love how the white cat sounds objecitvely better in the "dark" version. In the original one she's just doing an annoying sound and here she actually has a beat.
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hi
oh boy someone made an account dedicated to hating m,e
real
giggity giggity mufucker
real
yo wolf-Hal your game is sick 120/10 you deserve a follow 🙂
he didnt make this bruv
nyankobflol did
new pfp chaps
ok
ok
dead ahh chat be like
whoever has nishjis account needs to get better at ragebaiting cause god there bad at it 😭🙏
probably SIashdude
nishji is slash dude (before the acc take over)
yeahhhhh ok…
he is right though
nishji was slashdude
thats enough idksterling for today
not the walten files background making it 100x scarier when idksterling says its true 😭😭
OH NO AAAAAAA *gets sent back to the no internet lands*
Aw dam
bruh
ok amd
Omg hi ur back
P.S. i do maybe read chat next time dumbass
ok amd your still the worst ragebaiter ive ever seen
also the only pussy is u taking so long to respond forgetting that i have notifacations on
nah cry about us saying no
bro thinks im sensitive 😭🙏 dawg your gonna have to try harder in order to ragebait me
But you are sensitive 😐
not to ragebait
giggity giggity mufucker
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
WELL DAMN OKAY WE GET IT
you suspicously dont act like nishji
Bob's Return
yay
He took a little break, now hes back
im the COMMENT demon. I appear every once in awhile…. I’m leaving this comment… just for yo-
ah okay
i just got the best idea too name the bobs
we doing gartic sbvvl has the room
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0140c1487e
I just found random words that start with each starting letter of SBVVL to be my name
huh what are they
SomeBodyVoidedVillLars
S B V V L
(This is NOT what SBVVL stands for)
oh okay
what does it stand for tho
It doesn’t stand for anything
It’s literally just SBVVL
thanks, torn!
my bad that was just a hologram the real ones int the dragon ball universe
guys if anyone the has this name or draws things like something with the name oreo an has the name mia block them they are very maniplulative an force there stuff to be everywere
p.s. they like to come on whiteboards when most of the ppl have stoped going on it
when i got my answer, EVIL marble machine came to steal the chair 😓
i went in the storage room and i saw a note that said the following:
"Evaluate the following integral involving a nested trigonometric function to get your chair back.
∫0π(sin(x2)+cos(x2))⋅ex⋅ddx(x3ln(1+x2)) d"
…just buy a new chair, man.
you dont understand how special that chair is to me
is it the same one that Four stole
well uh i just saw someone toss it into pluto
boom, i teleported to pluto
thanks for the free chair!😃
sbvvl just add me you know my discord user
I don’t feel safe
Buh
nothing you should be concerned about
Uhm, ok ..,
why?
i went through it and the first thing i see is in a mcdonalds
AND ANOTHER ONE OF THESE????????????????
ok this just getting ridiculous😭
should i go through the portal
ye
do it
It’s definitely safe on the other side
im gonna go to the mcdonalds near that other mcdonalds in austrail-
HOW DID THEY BUILD ANOTHER ONE
WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE
dk
baji un added me on discord :C
yay
why temu baji looks like dg on drugs
.i found a note that said "Я зноў знайшоў тваё тупое крэсла- ЗЛОЙ крадзежнік😈 крэслоў"
that was me
After lots of swimming
I GOT THE 🪑
edit: nvm
re board
ok i found out that my chair SOMEHOW got to the planet TOI-1542 b
i nuked that too srry but some aliens from there keept coming to my home on neptune
TOI1542b is a planet made out of water
If you put tnt in water with minecraft logic,
It wont do anything
Therefore nuking is imposssible
it was a water nuke
FU
Sorry I got confused which one was Earth
I love how the white cat sounds objecitvely better in the "dark" version. In the original one she's just doing an annoying sound and here she actually has a beat.
real
THIS ISNT MY CHAIR???????? THIS ISNT A CHAIR AT ALL??????
according to my calculations, the chair is hidden at some McDonalds in australia
well um thats bad cause i just nuked australia
sbvvl i tried adding you but it wont let me sent the request in discord
is it the one with the shark legs
the pfp doesnt appear it just says i have to put in the name then send a request
is it pronouncedSBVVL and then just “sbvvl” with a bunch of random numbers
its says the user is incorrect
no spaces
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heheheheheh
okay im taking away your chair stealing privliges
vro come on this is my first time stealing a chair while not playing musical chairs
MY CHAIR
yeah uh skill issuse i guess
okay i dont wanna do a whole dating thing so ifs it okay with sbvvl then olin an cursed are dateing
It’s good ig
k
WHERE DID MY CHAIR GO
I stole it
nvm
lamp re stole it