Oh God. It's everywhere. I can’t escape. Every time I scroll—BAM!—Subway Surfers gameplay under some AI-voiced Family Guy clip where Peter Griffin’s head morphs into a flesh-colored bowling ball mid-sentence and no one bats an eye. What the hell happened to content? Why is every vertical pixel a simulacrum of dopamine warfare? Why do I know what Quagmire said while someone barely misses a train on level 572? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS GAMEPLAY. WHY CAN’T I JUST WATCH PETER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS IN PEACE. And it’s not even good Subway Surfers. It’s laggy. It’s off-center. It’s being played by what I can only assume is a raccoon having a stroke on an iPhone 5. The audio’s ten seconds ahead, and the Family Guy bit isn’t even related. Lois is crying over a dead Stewie and some guy is just doing a “top 10 cursed TikToks” voiceover with Subway Surfers in the background like it's some sacred visual ASMR for the lobotomized masses. I blink and suddenly I'm watching Peter Griffin have a heart attack while someone plays Minecraft parkour on an iPod Touch taped to a ceiling fan. My attention span is fracturing into dust. I haven’t had a real thought in days. My brainstem is playing Subway Surfers on loop while the rest of my soul cries blood into the TikTok abyss. I saw a video titled “Peter Griffin gets cancer while Subway Surfers plays in Ohio (must watch 😭💀)” and I clicked it. I CLICKED IT. What does that say about me? I don’t even laugh anymore. I just exhale sharply and keep scrolling like a serotonin-deprived squirrel in a neon funhouse. I saw the same Family Guy clip 37 times today with different gameplay every time. Clash Royale. Talking Tom. Slenderman Temple Run. My subconscious is a graveyard of wasted pixels. Is this what evolution brought us to? Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Edits of Stewie Griffin speaking Greek over Roblox obbies with 200K likes? At this point I don’t even remember my own mother’s face. Just Peter. Just the trains. Just the scrolling. I AM BECOME SHORT-FORM CONTENT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Help me. Or don’t. You’ll just scroll past this anyway.
theres an university in my country where theres a stray cat infront of it and people really like to visit him even tourists it has 5 stars on google maps 🥀🥀🥀🥀
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wyatt your not fucking funny btw! :D
you're* spedtard
join kosmi cause i am bored as shit
join kosmi because im a fag*
very serious question
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQ3Xzzn4
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is that fluffin ref
CHARLIE!!! WE GOTTA GO TO THE CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!
chat they won't let me eat lemons anymore
oh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TW: this is edited not real (i made this as a joke)
This is amazing
bro hasnt posted in 300 days
wha!!!
GUROMI ALT GET HIM!!!!!!?
I go outside a lot
🚿
who tf banned me from the kosmi
ur not banned wtfdym
That's cause I unbanned him dumbass
Rip Wyatt
rip wyatt
rip wyatt
P.s. the edit was of redly removing the part were she said (I was forced to do this)
Rip wyatt
wyatt if you dont unban me i am going to leak whaat you would drool over
Bro what
Syfm
✋🙌🤘👊
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Hey, if your seeing this, im suspended, I have it on support, Please contact me on Kosmi at gooberishwyatt to keep in touch
ok
dam not suspended
repost
i just brainrotted a bot
just watched the finale of charlie the unicorn
its peak
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https://kosmi.to/ppi3vy
@slash
pride month >:3
ok
who even is asking those stop.
WHERE IS OMNIMAN?
Seek Employment
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I got suspeneded. rip
i need to find it first
i cant find it
If Bros saying that he ain't gonna like the new g tag update
srynki page
I cant breatyhe
😨
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Oh God. It's everywhere. I can’t escape. Every time I scroll—BAM!—Subway Surfers gameplay under some AI-voiced Family Guy clip where Peter Griffin’s head morphs into a flesh-colored bowling ball mid-sentence and no one bats an eye. What the hell happened to content? Why is every vertical pixel a simulacrum of dopamine warfare? Why do I know what Quagmire said while someone barely misses a train on level 572? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS GAMEPLAY. WHY CAN’T I JUST WATCH PETER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS IN PEACE. And it’s not even good Subway Surfers. It’s laggy. It’s off-center. It’s being played by what I can only assume is a raccoon having a stroke on an iPhone 5. The audio’s ten seconds ahead, and the Family Guy bit isn’t even related. Lois is crying over a dead Stewie and some guy is just doing a “top 10 cursed TikToks” voiceover with Subway Surfers in the background like it's some sacred visual ASMR for the lobotomized masses. I blink and suddenly I'm watching Peter Griffin have a heart attack while someone plays Minecraft parkour on an iPod Touch taped to a ceiling fan. My attention span is fracturing into dust. I haven’t had a real thought in days. My brainstem is playing Subway Surfers on loop while the rest of my soul cries blood into the TikTok abyss. I saw a video titled “Peter Griffin gets cancer while Subway Surfers plays in Ohio (must watch 😭💀)” and I clicked it. I CLICKED IT. What does that say about me? I don’t even laugh anymore. I just exhale sharply and keep scrolling like a serotonin-deprived squirrel in a neon funhouse. I saw the same Family Guy clip 37 times today with different gameplay every time. Clash Royale. Talking Tom. Slenderman Temple Run. My subconscious is a graveyard of wasted pixels. Is this what evolution brought us to? Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Edits of Stewie Griffin speaking Greek over Roblox obbies with 200K likes? At this point I don’t even remember my own mother’s face. Just Peter. Just the trains. Just the scrolling. I AM BECOME SHORT-FORM CONTENT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Help me. Or don’t. You’ll just scroll past this anyway.
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wehst
what
how you got
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A potato that is me
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turn it to a boil
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(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
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Kosmi
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no
DIS COMENT SEXTION SO CRAZI AND EGDI SO GAAAAY I COME TO DIS PICTURTE I LOVE THIS ELECTRONIC ART
fire art
why would you even post this dude it's unironically and genuinely weird
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ts shit is wild 🔥
ts means this shit😞😞
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ts means this
"this shit shit is wild"
why would you shorten a four letter word
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brecause its funny
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My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mrs. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
Uhh..
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
theres an university in my country where theres a stray cat infront of it and people really like to visit him even tourists it has 5 stars on google maps 🥀🥀🥀🥀
Show post...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mrs. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
Uhh..
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Show post...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
What?
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
NO!!!!!
turn it to a boil
AUAUAUUAUHUUGGHHH
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
how to be unfunny!
1. be this comment section
2. be this comment section
3. be this comment section
4. be this comment section
5. you guessed it! be this comment section
hm: you pick twin
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sybau
only proving my point gang
Boi ts so tuff
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
what.
turn it to a boil
wait.
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
let's go back
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
NO!
turn it to a boil
AAHH
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
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My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
What?
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
NO!!!!!
turn it to a boil
AUAUAUUAUHUUGGHHH
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
another update lol
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What the
Bruh if I knew this was happening I would've asked to be Kevin not mr tree 💀