Ayyyye no more brain rot time BRR! [Fast Verse Funk] Tralalero tralala, Shark with no shoes, Nothing on his fins, By the ocean blue, Chimpanzini no bananini, Monkey in a tree, banana in hand, legs in the jungle breeze, Tung Tung Tung Sahur, he's just a bat, Quietly resting, Nothing more than that, Bombardino no crocodilo, Bomber in the sky Flying through the clouds, No croc saying hi Bombardini Goosini, Just a goose in flight, Gracefully soaring, Through the day and night, Brr Brr Patapim, Now he's just a tree, Standing tall and silent, Leaves dancing free, Cappucino Assasino, Paper cup alone, Resting on the table, not a ninja clone Ballerina Cappucina, Just a latte cup, Waiting on the counter, No one's picking up, Trippi Troppa, Just a sleeping cat, Curling in the sun, Nothing more than that, Lirili Larila, Just an elephant Peaceful desert scene, On his back no plant Lirili Larila, Just an elephant Peaceful desert scene, On his back no plant

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( ✦ ) Piggy Mrs P. Shenanagins - Roblox

Oh God. It's everywhere. I can’t escape. Every time I scroll—BAM!—Subway Surfers gameplay under some AI-voiced Family Guy clip where Peter Griffin’s head morphs into a flesh-colored bowling ball mid-sentence and no one bats an eye. What the hell happened to content? Why is every vertical pixel a simulacrum of dopamine warfare? Why do I know what Quagmire said while someone barely misses a train on level 572?

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS GAMEPLAY. WHY CAN’T I JUST WATCH PETER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS IN PEACE.

And it’s not even good Subway Surfers. It’s laggy. It’s off-center. It’s being played by what I can only assume is a raccoon having a stroke on an iPhone 5. The audio’s ten seconds ahead, and the Family Guy bit isn’t even related. Lois is crying over a dead Stewie and some guy is just doing a “top 10 cursed TikToks” voiceover with Subway Surfers in the background like it's some sacred visual ASMR for the lobotomized masses.

I blink and suddenly I'm watching Peter Griffin have a heart attack while someone plays Minecraft parkour on an iPod Touch taped to a ceiling fan.

My attention span is fracturing into dust. I haven’t had a real thought in days. My brainstem is playing Subway Surfers on loop while the rest of my soul cries blood into the TikTok abyss. I saw a video titled “Peter Griffin gets cancer while Subway Surfers plays in Ohio (must watch 😭💀)” and I clicked it. I CLICKED IT. What does that say about me?

I don’t even laugh anymore. I just exhale sharply and keep scrolling like a serotonin-deprived squirrel in a neon funhouse. I saw the same Family Guy clip 37 times today with different gameplay every time. Clash Royale. Talking Tom. Slenderman Temple Run. My subconscious is a graveyard of wasted pixels.

Is this what evolution brought us to? Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Edits of Stewie Griffin speaking Greek over Roblox obbies with 200K likes?

At this point I don’t even remember my own mother’s face. Just Peter. Just the trains. Just the scrolling.

I AM BECOME SHORT-FORM CONTENT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

Help me.

Or don’t.

You’ll just scroll past this anyway.

Kosmi