Oh God. It's everywhere. I can’t escape. Every time I scroll—BAM!—Subway Surfers gameplay under some AI-voiced Family Guy clip where Peter Griffin’s head morphs into a flesh-colored bowling ball mid-sentence and no one bats an eye. What the hell happened to content? Why is every vertical pixel a simulacrum of dopamine warfare? Why do I know what Quagmire said while someone barely misses a train on level 572? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS GAMEPLAY. WHY CAN’T I JUST WATCH PETER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS IN PEACE. And it’s not even good Subway Surfers. It’s laggy. It’s off-center. It’s being played by what I can only assume is a raccoon having a stroke on an iPhone 5. The audio’s ten seconds ahead, and the Family Guy bit isn’t even related. Lois is crying over a dead Stewie and some guy is just doing a “top 10 cursed TikToks” voiceover with Subway Surfers in the background like it's some sacred visual ASMR for the lobotomized masses. I blink and suddenly I'm watching Peter Griffin have a heart attack while someone plays Minecraft parkour on an iPod Touch taped to a ceiling fan. My attention span is fracturing into dust. I haven’t had a real thought in days. My brainstem is playing Subway Surfers on loop while the rest of my soul cries blood into the TikTok abyss. I saw a video titled “Peter Griffin gets cancer while Subway Surfers plays in Ohio (must watch 😭💀)” and I clicked it. I CLICKED IT. What does that say about me? I don’t even laugh anymore. I just exhale sharply and keep scrolling like a serotonin-deprived squirrel in a neon funhouse. I saw the same Family Guy clip 37 times today with different gameplay every time. Clash Royale. Talking Tom. Slenderman Temple Run. My subconscious is a graveyard of wasted pixels. Is this what evolution brought us to? Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Edits of Stewie Griffin speaking Greek over Roblox obbies with 200K likes? At this point I don’t even remember my own mother’s face. Just Peter. Just the trains. Just the scrolling. I AM BECOME SHORT-FORM CONTENT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Help me. Or don’t. You’ll just scroll past this anyway.
theres an university in my country where theres a stray cat infront of it and people really like to visit him even tourists it has 5 stars on google maps 🥀🥀🥀🥀
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im gonna rape myself
sybau
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lol what
I cant breatyhe
😨
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Oh God. It's everywhere. I can’t escape. Every time I scroll—BAM!—Subway Surfers gameplay under some AI-voiced Family Guy clip where Peter Griffin’s head morphs into a flesh-colored bowling ball mid-sentence and no one bats an eye. What the hell happened to content? Why is every vertical pixel a simulacrum of dopamine warfare? Why do I know what Quagmire said while someone barely misses a train on level 572? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS GAMEPLAY. WHY CAN’T I JUST WATCH PETER FALL DOWN THE STAIRS IN PEACE. And it’s not even good Subway Surfers. It’s laggy. It’s off-center. It’s being played by what I can only assume is a raccoon having a stroke on an iPhone 5. The audio’s ten seconds ahead, and the Family Guy bit isn’t even related. Lois is crying over a dead Stewie and some guy is just doing a “top 10 cursed TikToks” voiceover with Subway Surfers in the background like it's some sacred visual ASMR for the lobotomized masses. I blink and suddenly I'm watching Peter Griffin have a heart attack while someone plays Minecraft parkour on an iPod Touch taped to a ceiling fan. My attention span is fracturing into dust. I haven’t had a real thought in days. My brainstem is playing Subway Surfers on loop while the rest of my soul cries blood into the TikTok abyss. I saw a video titled “Peter Griffin gets cancer while Subway Surfers plays in Ohio (must watch 😭💀)” and I clicked it. I CLICKED IT. What does that say about me? I don’t even laugh anymore. I just exhale sharply and keep scrolling like a serotonin-deprived squirrel in a neon funhouse. I saw the same Family Guy clip 37 times today with different gameplay every time. Clash Royale. Talking Tom. Slenderman Temple Run. My subconscious is a graveyard of wasted pixels. Is this what evolution brought us to? Is this the pinnacle of human achievement? Edits of Stewie Griffin speaking Greek over Roblox obbies with 200K likes? At this point I don’t even remember my own mother’s face. Just Peter. Just the trains. Just the scrolling. I AM BECOME SHORT-FORM CONTENT, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Help me. Or don’t. You’ll just scroll past this anyway.
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wehst
what
how you got
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My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mrs. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
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Uhh..
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
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Kosmi
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no
please tell kreepy hes a faggot for podting this
DIS COMENT SEXTION SO CRAZI AND EGDI SO GAAAAY I COME TO DIS PICTURTE I LOVE THIS ELECTRONIC ART
fire art
why would you even post this dude it's unironically and genuinely weird
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ts shit is wild 🔥
ts means this shit😞😞
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ts means this
"this shit shit is wild"
why would you shorten a four letter word
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brecause its funny
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My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mrs. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
Uhh..
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
theres an university in my country where theres a stray cat infront of it and people really like to visit him even tourists it has 5 stars on google maps 🥀🥀🥀🥀
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My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mrs. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
Uhh..
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mrs. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( Her name is Mrs. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish she is her shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put her in the pot!)
DONT!!!
turn it to a boil
NO!!!!
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Show post...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
What?
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
NO!!!!!
turn it to a boil
AUAUAUUAUHUUGGHHH
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
how to be unfunny!
1. be this comment section
2. be this comment section
3. be this comment section
4. be this comment section
5. you guessed it! be this comment section
hm: you pick twin
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sybau
only proving my point gang
d1 cornball
youre corny asl
alao yes everyone EXCEPT ME is unfunny
Boi ts so tuff
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
what.
turn it to a boil
wait.
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
let's go back
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
NO!
turn it to a boil
AAHH
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
Show post...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
What?
turn it to a boil
Wait.
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
Let's go back...
My name is Mr. P!
I'm a tater yessiree!
As you can see,
Plain as can be!
My name is Mr. P
A potato that is me
Can't you see?
Oh yes indeed!
( His name is Mr. P )
That's me!
It's plainly clear to see..
Oh gee!
(Though purplish he is his shape is very tatery!)
Stop it!
(Put him in the pot!)
NO!!!!!
turn it to a boil
AUAUAUUAUHUUGGHHH
(exactly for 10 or 20 minutes)
another update lol
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What the
Bruh if I knew this was happening I would've asked to be Kevin not mr tree 💀
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I found a new verison leaked by the dev
https://telegra.ph/New-Version-05-30
cool yt link-
wait..
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
what.
turn it to a boil
wait.
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
let's go back
My name is Mr. P
I'm a tater yessiree
as you can see
plain as can be
my name is Mr. P
a potato that is me
can't you see
oh yes indeed
his name is Mr. P
that's me!
it's plainly clear to see
oh gee!
though purplish he is his shape is very tatery
stop it.
put him in the pot
NO!
turn it to a boil
AAHH
exactly for 10 or 20 minutes
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click on it
i did
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even tho mrs p solos mr p this is a BANGER 🔥
rell
[Intro]
I'm only human
I'm only, I'm only
I'm only human, human
[Verse 1]
Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind
Thinkin' I can see through this and see what's behind
Got no way to prove it, so maybe I'm lyin'
[Chorus]
But I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put your blame on me (Oh)
[Verse 2]
Take a look in the mirror and what do you see?
Do you see it clearer or are you deceived
In what you believe? (Oh)
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm only human after all
You're only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
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(Oh) Some people got the real problems
(Oh) Some people out of luck
(Oh) Some people think I can solve them
(Oh) Lord heavens above (Oh)
[Chorus]
I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
[Verse 3]
Don't ask my opinion, don't ask me to lie
Then beg for forgiveness for making you cry
For making you cry
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put your blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
[Refrain]
(Oh) Oh, some people got the real problems
(Oh) Some people out of luck
(Oh) Some people think I can solve them
(Oh) Lord heavens above (Oh)
[Chorus]
I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me (Oh)
I'm only human, I make mistakes
I'm only human, that's all it takes
To put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
[Bridge]
(Ooh) 'Cause I'm no prophet or Messiah
(Ooh) You should go lookin' somewhere higher
[Chorus]
I'm only human after all
I'm only human after all
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put the blame on me
I'm only human, I do what I can
I'm just a man, I do what I can
Don't put the blame on me
Don't put your blame on me
i am human atfer all dont put blames on me
where is me
yay eg clukr (do you gonna share this mod?)
I don't think I will share it cuz Incredibox is deleting every sprunki related things on Scratch and Cocrea
so name it sprenkli or sum like that
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name it blenkili to not get copyrightred
hm
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holy shit mom im apart of the mod
why are people going buns in the comments vro
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she seems
tiredmadits boykisser month
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no its my birthday month retard
im gonna kiss you
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sorry guys im straight MUAHAHAHAHAHA
too bad >:3
kreepy rapes people confirmed
ruh roh raggy
"boykisser month" we can't be deadass
uv
I found a new version leaked by the dev
https://telegra.ph/New-Version-05-30
cool rat trojan info stealer virus
stupid hacker tryings hacks kids
what the fuck there a goomer game on you posts
"para ark2"
bro deleted the image
yusuretard69: guys check out this info stealer virus yogurt: guys lets go murder him *stabinng yusu to death*
nice javascript you got there
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nice rat
Kosmi
Kosmi
dude it's actually baffling how many people still think this is an official upload ts pmo
fr
idk lol, just a random Wenda Treatment reskin with sprunkomments
yay im in
happy gay mothn
just a random tier list I made
hell yeah im is A teir
same
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why am i b-tier *sheds a tear* WAHHHH
its fair tho, you halfside with the ragebaiters and sometimes post porn (atleast not on itch, wait a damn minut-)
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yeah nvm reasonable
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slash breathe if your gay and never raped a single person
HE DID IT I SAW
(This cannot be loopholed or you like pizza tower, Also, This doesnt count as using it against you, so ur gay mwahahahahahahah)
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