(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankbox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON NOW? IS THAT CROW TRYING TO GIVE ADAM A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING?
ADAM: (alarmed) NO, JUSTIN, I THINK IT’S STRAPPING A BOMB VEST ON ME! (looks down to see the crow securing the vest)
JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS AN EYE WHEN YOU CAN JUST BLOW YOURSELF UP? (chuckles)
ADAM: (frantically) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITH A BOMB VEST ON!
JUSTIN: (still grinning) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION. (takes out his phone) I’LL JUST LOOK UP “HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB VEST” ON YOUTUBE… (starts searching)
ADAM: (impatiently) JUSTIN, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! THE BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!
JUSTIN: (quickly) RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNOW. (starts pressing random buttons on the bomb vest) MAYBE IF I JUST PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… (trails off as the bomb starts beeping loudly)
ADAM: (resigned) WE’RE GOING TO DIE. WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. (closes his one good eye)
JUSTIN: (laughing) WELL, AT LEAST WE’LL GO OUT WITH A BANG… LITERALLY! (both laugh maniacally as the bomb counts down)
(The camera zooms out to show the crow flying away, looking satisfied with its work, as the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” appear on the screen)
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) OH MY GOSH, GUYS! WE’VE GOT A bit OF A SITUATION HERE! (dramatic music plays in the background)
ADAM: (painfully) AAAGH! MY EYE! IT’S BEEN PECKED OUT BY A CROW! (clutches at his eye socket)
JUSTIN: (laughing) HAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY CROW-WHISPERING SKILLS! (tries to shoo the crow away)
ADAM: (groaning) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I’M BLOODING EVERYWHERE!
JUSTIN: (still chuckling) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT… OR MAYBE JUST A PAPER TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. (tries to hand Adam a paper towel)
ADAM: (irritated) JUSTIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I JUST LOST AN EYE TO A MURDEROUS CROW!
JUSTIN: (laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD STORY TO TELL. “HEY, I LOST MY EYE TO A CROW” – THAT’S GOING TO BE A CONVERSATION STARTER FOR YEARS TO COME!
ADAM: (resigned) I HATE YOU, JUSTIN. AND I HATE THAT CROW. (points to the crow, which is still perched nearby, looking menacing)
JUSTIN: (grinning) DON’T WORRY, ADAM. I’LL JUST GET YOU A NEW EYE – MAYBE ONE THAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. (pulls out a fake eye from behind the couch cushion)
ADAM: (unimpressed) THAT’S A PLASTIC EYE FROM A TOY DOLL. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ME.
JUSTIN: (sheepishly) OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A TRY, RIGHT? (both laugh)
(Adam glares at Justin, who is still holding the fake eye, as the crow looks on, seemingly proud of its handiwork)
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON’T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR… IT’S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT’S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER… WE’VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT’S NOT ALL BAD… WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY’RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO… BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? "YOU TWO SUCK"? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY... WE'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE BY OUR EDITOR WHEN WE FORGET TO RENDER VIDEOS IN 4K! BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE US DOWN WITH A BURN LIKE THAT, BRING IT ON! WE CAN TAKE IT. WE'RE LANKYBOX, THE KINGS OF GAMING AND ENTERTAINMENT! (Adam, in the background) "YEAH, AND WE'VE EVEN GOT A MERCH STORE FULL OF T-SHIRTS THAT SAY 'I'M WITH STUPID'... AND THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT... BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES US!" (both) HAHAHA!
(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON'T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR... IT'S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT'S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER... WE'VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT'S NOT ALL BAD... WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY'RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO... BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!
"What's up my dudes! It's your boy KYBOX, aka the other half of the dynamic duo, and I'm here to give you the lowdown. You said "LankyBox", and I know exactly what that means... it's a nod to my partner in crime, Adam Montoya, aka LankyBox, the king of gaming commentary and hilarious reactions! We've been making waves in the gaming world with our entertaining content, and I'm stoked to be a part of it. So, what's on your mind? Want to talk about our latest gaming adventures or perhaps our favorite memes? Let's get this conversation started!"
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankbox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON NOW? IS THAT CROW TRYING TO GIVE ADAM A MAKEOVER OR SOMETHING?
ADAM: (alarmed) NO, JUSTIN, I THINK IT’S STRAPPING A BOMB VEST ON ME! (looks down to see the crow securing the vest)
JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, THAT’S EVEN BETTER! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS AN EYE WHEN YOU CAN JUST BLOW YOURSELF UP? (chuckles)
ADAM: (frantically) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITH A BOMB VEST ON!
JUSTIN: (still grinning) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL TRY TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION. (takes out his phone) I’LL JUST LOOK UP “HOW TO DEFUSE A BOMB VEST” ON YOUTUBE… (starts searching)
ADAM: (impatiently) JUSTIN, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT! THE BOMB IS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!
JUSTIN: (quickly) RIGHT, RIGHT, I KNOW. (starts pressing random buttons on the bomb vest) MAYBE IF I JUST PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… (trails off as the bomb starts beeping loudly)
ADAM: (resigned) WE’RE GOING TO DIE. WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. (closes his one good eye)
JUSTIN: (laughing) WELL, AT LEAST WE’LL GO OUT WITH A BANG… LITERALLY! (both laugh maniacally as the bomb counts down)
(The camera zooms out to show the crow flying away, looking satisfied with its work, as the words “TO BE CONTINUED…” appear on the screen)
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: (excitedly) OH MY GOSH, GUYS! WE’VE GOT A bit OF A SITUATION HERE! (dramatic music plays in the background)
ADAM: (painfully) AAAGH! MY EYE! IT’S BEEN PECKED OUT BY A CROW! (clutches at his eye socket)
JUSTIN: (laughing) HAHAHA, THIS IS AMAZING! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY OUT MY CROW-WHISPERING SKILLS! (tries to shoo the crow away)
ADAM: (groaning) JUSTIN, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME! I’M BLOODING EVERYWHERE!
JUSTIN: (still chuckling) OKAY, OKAY, I’LL GET THE FIRST AID KIT… OR MAYBE JUST A PAPER TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ALL THE BLOOD. (tries to hand Adam a paper towel)
ADAM: (irritated) JUSTIN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! I JUST LOST AN EYE TO A MURDEROUS CROW!
JUSTIN: (laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW, IT’S PRETTY CRAZY. BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD STORY TO TELL. “HEY, I LOST MY EYE TO A CROW” – THAT’S GOING TO BE A CONVERSATION STARTER FOR YEARS TO COME!
ADAM: (resigned) I HATE YOU, JUSTIN. AND I HATE THAT CROW. (points to the crow, which is still perched nearby, looking menacing)
JUSTIN: (grinning) DON’T WORRY, ADAM. I’LL JUST GET YOU A NEW EYE – MAYBE ONE THAT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE. (pulls out a fake eye from behind the couch cushion)
ADAM: (unimpressed) THAT’S A PLASTIC EYE FROM A TOY DOLL. IT’S NOT GOING TO HELP ME.
JUSTIN: (sheepishly) OH, WELL. IT WAS WORTH A TRY, RIGHT? (both laugh)
(Adam glares at Justin, who is still holding the fake eye, as the crow looks on, seemingly proud of its handiwork)
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*wenda and gray do hl2 stalker scream*
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reply if i am not going to steal your house
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ADAM: (also laughing) YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT, JUSTIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD US TO… (pauses for comedic effect) …SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
im secretly evil yummypizza491 and i stole your house
28 Pillager standarts
i am the evil yummypizza491 and i stealed your house mwahahaha
You stole my bomb shaped house
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone, as Justin and Adam from Lankybox)
JUSTIN: (laughing) OH, SNAP! ADAM, I THINK WE JUST GOT ROASTED!
ADAM: (also laughing) YEAH, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT, JUSTIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD US TO… (pauses for comedic effect) …SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
JUSTIN: (mock-offended) WOW, THAT’S HARSH! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE JUST GONNA TAKE IT AND RUN WITH IT!
ADAM: (jokingly) YEAH, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT WE DO BEST: WE TAKE THE HITS AND KEEP ON GOING!
JUSTIN: (smirking) SO, TO WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT ONE… (points to an imaginary person) …YOU GO, GIRL! OR GUY! OR… (laughs) WHOEVER YOU ARE!
ADAM: (laughing) YEAH, AND IF YOU’VE GOT ANY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM, BRING IT ON! WE CAN TAKE IT! (both) HAHAHA!
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spongebob
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i stole your heart (not platonically)
I stole your cookies (beasts, ancients, super epics, legendaries, specials/guests, epics, rares, commons)❤❤❤
coomons
unyummies your pizza
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vro whered my heart go
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is this really what I come back to
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SHUT BITCH YOUR ASS UP
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pls im scared a tranger friended me ??
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were just spamming stickers to eachother now
meow
i want my first beast
devsisters
👁️👁️
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haha you dont have breast
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beast*
just wait😈😈
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YOU WONT GET THAT BLUE GUY
Dont you mean edgy lactose?
i stole ot and yoru house i stole ot
im almost to 10k posts
sybau
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LMAO
Low quality dark cacaco cookie
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real
Fish?
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erm hwat the
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sbayu
shut bih ahh your up??
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MHM
Its a joke game but still
when im angry why do i look not angry but dissapointed because i have a big forhead dont play tictactoe on it please
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plays tic tac on it
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i laughed way too hard
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it was a joke vro
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😭
Fine i forgive you
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ok
should i return to chicken gun
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gun
i am so very sad im an alien and im sad
sybau
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON’T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR… IT’S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT’S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER… WE’VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT’S NOT ALL BAD… WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY’RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO… BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!
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amalgest im sorry i edited it to say ferris wheel ok
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im sorry
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it was a joke vro
why is vigilante so hard as noise bro 😭
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yes
guys I got a new device how the fuck do I take a screenshot of
(The home button is gone help)
nvm
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birds arent real
Burgerman, i want my apology
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? "YOU TWO SUCK"? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY... WE'VE BEEN CALLED WORSE BY OUR EDITOR WHEN WE FORGET TO RENDER VIDEOS IN 4K! BUT SERIOUSLY, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE US DOWN WITH A BURN LIKE THAT, BRING IT ON! WE CAN TAKE IT. WE'RE LANKYBOX, THE KINGS OF GAMING AND ENTERTAINMENT! (Adam, in the background) "YEAH, AND WE'VE EVEN GOT A MERCH STORE FULL OF T-SHIRTS THAT SAY 'I'M WITH STUPID'... AND THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT... BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES US!" (both) HAHAHA!
Oh so you are taking this satirically after trying to make me look bad by editing your comments?
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(in a comedic, exaggerated tone) OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE DARK SECRET OF LANKYBOX, DON'T YOU?! (Justin) YEAH, WE JUST SHOVE OUR EDITORS IN THE BASEMENT AND LOCK THE DOOR... IT'S LIKE A EDITOR-PETTING-ZOO DOWN THERE! (Adam) AND IT'S NOT JUST EDITORS, EITHER... WE'VE GOT A WHOLE COLLECTION OF INTERNETS COMMENTERS, YOUTUBE ALGORITHMISTS, AND EVEN THE OCCASIONAL MAILMAN DOWN THERE! (Justin) BUT HEY, IT'S NOT ALL BAD... WE GIVE THEM PLENTY OF RAMEN NOODLES AND ENERGY DRINKS TO KEEP THEM COMPANY! (Adam) AND IF THEY'RE LUCKY, WE MIGHT EVEN LET THEM EDIT A VIDEO OR TWO... BEFORE WE SHOVE THEM BACK IN THE BASEMENT AGAIN! (both) HAHAHA!
Thats not funny
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i will turn you into lankybox
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"What's up my dudes! It's your boy KYBOX, aka the other half of the dynamic duo, and I'm here to give you the lowdown. You said "LankyBox", and I know exactly what that means... it's a nod to my partner in crime, Adam Montoya, aka LankyBox, the king of gaming commentary and hilarious reactions! We've been making waves in the gaming world with our entertaining content, and I'm stoked to be a part of it. So, what's on your mind? Want to talk about our latest gaming adventures or perhaps our favorite memes? Let's get this conversation started!"
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we saw nothing
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because we are dementia
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YOU STUPID WHY U HACK NYANKOBFLOL 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
wolf hal if ur reading this im joking dont pull me to the shadow realm
Big burger is watching
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YES I GOT INTO TEH HUGNER GAMES
i read that book once
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wish me luck
what district u from?
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i still dont know the host is putting us all in rn
no like are uyo from district 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 or 12?